Friend with Benefit/Quotes

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	Season 27 Episode Quotes
← 579 "Treehouse of Horror XXVI"	580 "Friend with Benefit"	"Lisa with an "S"" 581 →

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Homer: It's like being from North Korea and finding out there's a South Korea!

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Homer: There comes a time in everyone's life when you need a little extra help getting up from your chair.

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Lisa: [Talking about her "crappy" old bike] My dad assembled it on Christmas Day. Which is why I have to pedal backward to go forward, but I love it.

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Mike: When I'm happy, I make holes! When I'm sad, I buy a hockey team! They cost, like, nothin', man!

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Every Man's Dream • 'Cue Detective • Puffless • Halloween of Horror • Treehouse of Horror XXVI • Friend with Benefit • Lisa with an "S" • 'Paths of Glory • Barthood • The Girl Code • Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles • Much Apu About Something • Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 • Gal of Constant Sorrow • Lisa the Veterinarian • The Marge-ian Chronicles • The Burns Cage • How Lisa Got Her Marge Back • Fland Canyon • To Courier with Love • Simprovised • Orange Is the New Yellow