The Bart of War/Quotes

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	Season 14 Episode Quotes
← 311 "Brake My Wife, Please"	312 "The Bart of War"	"Moe Baby Blues" 313 →

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Ned: "The house is slighty askew! To the panic room!"

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Marge: How did this happen? All I wanted was to glue feathers on felt and teach the boys good citizenship- [ Sobs ] and now it's a donnybrook! [ Starts crying and the cameraman nearby aims the video camera at her ]

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Treehouse of Horror XIII • How I Spent My Strummer Vacation • Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade • Large Marge • Helter Shelter • The Great Louse Detective • Special Edna • The Dad Who Knew Too Little • The Strong Arms of the Ma • Pray Anything • Barting Over • I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can • A Star Is Born Again • Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington • C.E. D'oh • 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky • Three Gays of the Condo • Dude, Where's My Ranch? • Old Yeller-Belly • Brake My Wife, Please • The Bart of War • Moe Baby Blues