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Claw & Order
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| Claw & Order
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Claw & Order is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Superheroes 2 content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After starting Issue 2
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Fellow citizens, I know you have been deeply damaged by recent events but I have good news.
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Dr. Vladimir Krabokov, eminent scientist, philanthropist, and er, president of the Crustacean Rights Advocacy Board to the rescue…
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…albeit backwards as crabs will do.
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Thank you for ze introduction, Mayor Quimby. I am pleased to announce that I vill build my new factory, right here in Springfield.
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We vill be making Soilant Red, a health drink made from… natural organic components.
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I am convinced that you vill all love this new product… to death.
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Task: "Build the Soilant Red Factory". It takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Springfielders Apply for Jobs" (x10). The jobs take place at the Soilant Red Factory and take 4 hours.
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On a side note, Dr. Krabokov will be my new ah, Town Councillor, in charge of Vigilante Affairs.
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Another Town Councillor?! What's that gonna cost?
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Not a dime, Dr. Krabokov is volunteering.
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I don't trust people who help out for free. Something creepy about that.
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Quest Reward:  100/ 100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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| Narrator
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Meanwhile, our heroes are reflecting on the latest turn of events…
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Dr. Crab, posing as a good Samaritan philanthropist? A super villain using a big heart for evil… it's brilliant! I think.
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That big heart of his was pretty friendly to me…and his new health drink sounds tasty. Or as tasty as a disgusting health drink could taste.
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| Task: "Tap Criminals in Springfield" (x5).
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Hm. This Soilant Red tastes really good!
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Drop that bottle now! Good or bad, never ingest anything that comes from a crab!
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| Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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Mayor Quimby, I may have a zolution to your vigilante problem.
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A registration act vill force vigilantes to register vith the city. Zen you vill know everything about them! Including their shoe sizes! Very important!
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I love this idea. I'll expedite a ballot initiative. One ballot box for the YES's and a shredder for the er, NO'S
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Task: "Make Springfielders Vote on the Registration Act" (x8). The jobs take place at the Town Hall and take 2 hours.
Task: "Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall".
Task: "Make Quimby shred… er suppress the “No's”". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 2 hours.
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Dr. Crab opening a factory and now Quimby passing a registration act. There's something very fishy about it all.
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Pie Man, Clownface, where are you going?
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To the Town Hall. This is no laughing matter. We have ‘til midnight to register.
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No! That would be the end of us. Superheroes NEVER give up, NEVER surrender and NEVER, EVER register for anything. It will just bring unwanted junk mail!
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| Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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Kent Brockman here at the Soilant Red factory with Dr. Krabokov, for an exclusive announcement.
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We have been vorking very hard to put an end to zis vigilante situation in Springfield. Today I am announcing ze creation of ze Cape Busters, Springfield's new security team.
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We'll be collaring criminals on Springfield's streets, especially unregistered vigilantes!
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And for your safety we are asking anyone older than 2 and younger than 102 to vacate the streets betveen 7p.m. and 6a.m. 1 year olds, ze night is yours!
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Task: "Make the Sequel Squad Train Harder than Ever". The job takes place at Burns' Summer Mansion and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Youngsters Ignore the Curfew" (x5).
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| After starting the first task
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It's all starting to make sense… He forces us to register. Then he legitimizes his felons by making them a part of a city protection plan.
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Are you saying that Dr. Crab--
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…yes, exactly. The bad guys we've been fighting until now? They're working for him!
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And with his curfew he'll prevent anyone from sneaking around and discovering his malicious activities!
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Curfew?! No Crab is telling me when I can play outside. If an overprotective mom and a fat dad can't do it, no one can!
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| Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10
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Characters that can do the "Train Harder than Ever" task are:
| Bouncing Battle Baby, Clobber Girl, Pie Man, Fallout Boy, Stretch Dude, Citizen Solar, Wind Lad, Radioactive Man, Plopper, Fruit-Bat-Man, Cyborg Snake, The Collector, Charcoal Briquette, Old King Coal, Clownface, The Fracker, Petroleus Rex, The Scout Master, Dr. Colossus, The Collider
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Pt. 5
| After completing Pt. 4
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Fallout Boy, where are you going? It's after 7p.m.
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Pack your pie to go, Pie Man. This may be the only way to save our city.
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| Task: "Battle Felon Groups" (x2).
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| Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After completing Pt. 5
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Once again, I find myself standing next to Dr. Krabokov, for yet ANOTHER announcement.
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You vill be delighted to hear that as of today, Soilant Red vill be available everywhere in town.
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Our product has also been infused vith amazing new bifidotransformium crustacea, which vill make you as healthy as a crab. Yes, crabs are supremely healthy.
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Task: "Make Moe Sell Soilant Red On Tap". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Sell Soilant Red Squishee". The job takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Skinner Order Soilant Red Vending Machines". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours.
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This new Soilant Red Beer is doing gangbusters! I'm watering it down and I'm still already out!
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It's cheap too! HIC… I'm getting the biggest burp for my buck… HIC…
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It's so popular, I can't keep my Splashin' Berry Soilant Red Squishee machine full!
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Lunch Lady Dora tells me we're already out of the bacon-flavored Soilant Red Chewbies. And those were for dogs!
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| Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10
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Pt. 7
| After completing Pt. 6
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Our reservoirs are full now that Springfielders prefer the taste of Soilant Red to water from God knows where.
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Mwahahaha. They actually zink it's healthier than Springfield Springs water.
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Vich it is. Za spring vater bubbles up from a nearby dog kennel. Time to replace za old vater pipes vith Soilant Red pipes. Ve'll make millions!
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I'll have my non-choo-choo engineers start working on a plan.
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Task: "Make Quimby Work on a Soilant Red Supply Network Plan". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Eat Algae" (x4). The jobs take place at Krusty Burger and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Burrow in the Sand" (x4). The jobs take place at the Squidport Entrance and take 4 hours.
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Dad, look at those Junior Campers! They're marching sideways and using their hands like pincers.
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And their antennae sensing our every movement…
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Holy Chesapeake Bay! Could it be that they're slowly turning into… crabs?
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| Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10
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Pt. 8
| After completing Pt. 7
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It's easy to say people are turning into crabs… now we need to prove it.
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Whaddaya suggest? Break into the Soilant Red factory?
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Exactly. We're going to steal some samples. But we need a diversion.
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Task: "Make Pie Man Distract the Security Officers". The job takes place at the Soilant Red Factory and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Fallout Boy Steal Some Samples". The job takes place at the Soilant Red Factory and takes 4 hours.
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We got everything we needed! Easy as pie--
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Thpeak for yourthelf!
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| Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10
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Pt. 9
| After completing Pt. 8
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Let's head back to the mansion and analyze the samples.
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Food samples… like the ones you get free at the supermarket? That's what we endangered our lives for?!
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Have you ever been rammed by voracious shoppers' grocery carts? Supermarket samples are no cake walk.
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Task: "Make Fallout Boy Analyze the Stolen Samples". The job takes place at Burns' Summer Mansion and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Draw Conclusions". The job takes place at Burns' Summer Mansion and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Pie Man Fantasize on Food Samples". The job takes place at Burns' Summer Mansion and takes 8 hours.
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These samples contain a very high level of brachyura mRNA as well as an adeno-virus… and some brown sugar.
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… Soilant Red is a gene therapy! It's using a viral carrier to rewrite the DNA of the subjects.
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Easy for you to say.
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It's actually turning people into crabs dad, from the inside out.
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Ewww…
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Mmmm… inside out crab.
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We can't let Quimby and Dr. Crab build their Soilant Red Network. If we don't stop them, all of Springfield will turn!
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| Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10
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Pt. 10
| After completing Pt. 9
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Pie Man, we're breaking into Town Hall, we need you to distract the Mayor's secretary…
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I have a special recipe for secretaries! Okay… I just have one recipe. But it works every time.
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Task: "Make Pie Man Distract the Mayor's Secretary". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Fallout Boy Steal the Soilant Red Supply Network Plans". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
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Turns out the Mayor's secretary is on a low-sugar diet. The bane of a sweet superhero like me.
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If it makes you feel better, we still got the plans!
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Now we just have to release our findings and convince the town that Dr. Crab is truly evil.
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| Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10
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Pt. 11
| After completing Pt. 10
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Tonight on Channel *CLICK* we have Fallout Boy, member of the infamous Sequel Squad…
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Citizens of Springfield, I am here to reveal the horrible truth about Dr. Krabokov. He's posing as a good Samaritan but secretly plotting to control this city!
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Worst of all, he's turning you all into crabs with his Soilant Red products!
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This is a buncha *CLICK* bull! He wouldn't know his carapace from his cheliped!
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Yeah, *CLICK* Dr. Krabokov has got a good heart and gills! He's done wonders for *CLICK* Springfield!
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Uh oh, they've obviously been brainwashed with Dr. Crab's seawater. I need to make an escape before things get ugly.
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| Task: "Make Fallout Boy Perform a Get Away". The job takes place at Burns' Summer Mansion and takes 4 hours.
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Dr. Crab is a highly evolved crustacean…
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And he's turning all of Springfield into the one thing a crab can control – other crabs!
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Seems highly unlikely… except for the fact that this is Springfield. So it's safe to say… AAAAGGGHHH!
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What will happen to our heroes in hiding? Will they ever find a way to stop Dr. Crab's evil scheme? Find out on July 12th once the final issue of this superheroes sequel becomes available!
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Meanwhile, keep fighting Felons and Criminals to unlock more cool prizes!
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| Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the TV show Law & Order.
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