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The Three Compadres

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The Three Compadres
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Wild West
Requirement(s): Bandit Fort
Required characters: Martin, Milhouse
Optional characters: Database, Skinner, Comic Book Guy, Sea Captain

The Three Compadres is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires the Bandit Fort to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark or after building the Bandit Fort
Martin - Happy What a lovely fort! It will be a pleasure to pretend we're real-life Western outlaws in here!
Bandito Who are you, ese?
Martin Allow me to introduce my friends. This young gunslinger is The Asthma Kid.
Milhouse Hi! I look forward to rolling dice with you fine gentlemen!
Database You may call me the Game Master. I think I've earned it.
Martin And I am El Serpiente, bold, brazen outlaw leader!
Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library".
Task: "Make Martin Make Introductions". The job takes place at the Bandit Fort and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark
Bandito El Serpiente, the men are hungry for action. What will our first job be?
Martin I was thinking we might role play a daring train robbery scenario!
Database I believe I have some tables detailing the hit points of various in-game locomotives. Let me find those...
Martin Desperados! You heard the man! Grab your dice and your character sheets!
Bandito - Confused Dice, Serpiente?
Task: "Make Martin Play Sheriffs and Shootouts". The job takes place at the Bandit Fort and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Play Sheriffs and Shootouts". The job takes place at the Bandit Fort and takes 8 hours.
If Database is owned: Task: "Make Database GM Sheriffs and Shootouts". The job takes place at the Bandit Fort and takes 8 hours.
Database Behind a secret door in the coal car, you find a treasure horde filled with piñatas!
Bandito - Confused Piñatas? That's all we get?
Martin We've also gained valuable experience points. Soon you'll be a second-level bandito, my good man.
Quest Reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark
Bandito So... when do we rob the actual train?
Database But we've already done it! Bards will sing of our deeds for years to come! Huzzah!
Bandito I get that you want to carefully plan our capers, El Serpiente, but there are real-world trains that need robbing.
Martin - Surprised ...real world?...
Martin - Lying Uhhh... of course! We will rob a real world train posthaste! Just let me and my compatriots reconnoiter the crime scene for a tad. Won't be a moment!
Bandito Well, hurry up. Idle bandits are not happy bandits.
Task: "Make Martin Reconnoiter". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Reconnoiter". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 12 hours.
If Database is owned: Task: "Make Database Reconnoiter". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 12 hours.
Database - Annoyed What have we gotten into? These are real bandits!
Martin - Surprised And they're dishonest gamesmen! One of them claimed to have rolled a natural 20, when clearly it was a 10.
Milhouse - Scared What kind of animal would lie about a die roll?
Martin We'll talk to Principal Skinner. He'll know what to do!
Quest Reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Skinner - Puzzled Real bandits, you say?
Martin Yes, Principal Skinner. We need to lead an offensive before they attack the town!
Skinner They have guns and a willingness to use them. But we have our strengths as well. My unmatched cowardice, for one.
Sea Captain I'm largely made of wood at this point. Legs, arms, neck... It's almost impossible to find flesh on me to shoot.
Comic Book Guy I have a plan to infiltrate the enemy camp. My tactical genius is at your service.
Comic Book Guy - Happy Quick everyone, to the theatrical supplies cupboard!
Task: "Make Martin Lead the Assault". The job takes place at the Bandit Fort and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Vigilantes Assault the Bandit Fort" (x3). The jobs take place at the Bandit Fort and take 4 hours.
After starting the jobs
Bandito - Excited Hey, look! Somebody left us a big wooden sombrero as a gift. Let's drag it into the fort!
Brutus Good idea. Then let's get drunk and fall asleep next to it.
Bandito - Happy There's nothing like passing out next to a huge wooden gift. Especially when you have no idea what -- or who -- might be inside it.
After finishing the tasks
Martin Surrender, evil-doers! We have you surrounded!
Bandito - Confused It's El Serpiente!
Bandito - Angry That backstabbing varmint has stabbed us backstabbing varmints in the back!
Martin - Angry Lay down your weapons, or I'll let Willie here loose on the lot of you.
Bandito - Confused You mean the Scottish maniac who has a rake instead of a gun?
Martin Trust me, he knows how to use that rake. Oh yes, he does...
Quest Reward: Cash200 and XP20

Characters that can do the "Assault the Bandit Fort" task are:

Milhouse, Database, Skinner, Comic Book Guy, Sea Captain