Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus/Quotes

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	Season 28 Episode Quotes
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Kent Brockman: Springfield has risen from the ashes like a phoenix. That's phoenix the mythical bird, and not Phoenix the cultureless Mars-scape of the Southwest.

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Marge: What a beautiful day for a family stroll!

Apu: [carrying his octuplets] Tell that to my aching back!

Bart: [groans] It's not a family stroll! Homer forgot where he parked his car last night and now we have to find it!

Marge: What a beautiful day to be in denial!

Lisa: Yeah, Bart, who cares? The sun is shining, birds are singing, people... are... staring up at the sky in terror?

[the family screams]

Homer: Do you see it, Lisa? There's... nothing... there.

Milhouse Van Houten: And that's where Lard Lad used to be!

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Kent Brockman: In response to the outcry, Lard Lad's parent company, Tianjin Mining and Smelting and Donuts, has issued the following statement: "We are rebranding Lard Lad with an updated statue."

Homer: Ooh, rebranding!

Lisa: That just means admitting failure, Dad.

Homer: Ooh, admitting failure!

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Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus • Friends and Family • The Town • Treehouse of Horror XXVII • Trust but Clarify • There Will Be Buds • Havana Wild Weekend • Dad Behavior • The Last Traction Hero • The Nightmare After Krustmas • Pork and Burns • The Great Phatsby: Part One • The Great Phatsby: Part Two • Fatzcarraldo • The Cad and the Hat • Kamp Krustier • 22 for 30 • A Father's Watch • The Caper Chase • Looking for Mr. Goodbart • Moho House • Dogtown