Kamp Krustier/Quotes
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- Homer: You don't name a company Microsoft if you're getting some.
- Lisa: They made us watch The Parent Trap every night! Who has twins and doesn't tell them the other exists?
- Child Therapist: That's just Disney magic. [Lisa shudders]
- Marge: It's been six weeks since we've seen our kids.
- Homer: I wonder if Bart has a moustache.
- Marge: You know what children who go thorugh a traumatic experience get?
- Bart, Lisa and Homer: Ice-cream!
- Marge: Counseling!
- Homer: [Disappointed] D'Oh!
- Homer: I can't sleep, I can't snuggle... it's time to do the unthinkable.
- Marge: Where are you going?
- Homer: I'm going to work early. [Marge gasps]
- Homer: There are so many parking spots when you come in early.
- [At the cafeteria]
- Homer: There are so many donuts when you come early.
- [serves himself coffee]
- Homer: Hot coffee? Is there such a thing?
- Security Guard: Can you keep a secret?
- Bart: I can, but Lisa can't.
- Lisa: I told you that in confidence!
- Marge: Look at all those stars. Did you ever wonder how many worlds are out there?
- Homer: Pizza. Want pizza. And you.
- Marge: That's the man I love.
