Moho House/Quotes
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- Marge: [sniffing Homer] Were you at Moe's?
- Homer: Yeah, celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
- Homer: [in brogue] Ah, the Blarney Stone, Angela's Ashes, centuries of troubles.
- Marge: It's not St. Patrick's Day.
- Homer: Well, on the real day, the price of green hats goes through the roof. I thought you'd be happy I was saving money.
- Marge: Cheap hats? You ruined Sunday dinner for cheap hats?! That's not... You know, forget it.
- Homer: Honey, when you were talking about those flowers was it a metaphor for anything? Honey? Metaphor?
- Marge: I just have to accept that you're never going to change.
- Homer: No, I changed before! I lost my hair and got fat!