The Nightmare After Krustmas/Quotes

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	Season 28 Episode Quotes
← 605 "The Last Traction Hero"	606 "The Nightmare After Krustmas"	"Pork and Burns" 607 →

Reverend Lovejoy: [after failing to toss his cassock into the hamper] Even Milhouse could have made that shot.

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Apu: [turning down Lovejoy's conversion idea, whips out a statue of Ganesh] Our nonsense is so much better than your nonsense. Look at this guy, he could be a Pixar hero!

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Bart: [talking about Krusty] If he was going to convert why didn't he pick a funny religion?

Milhouse Van Houten: Like Zoroastrianism. Their top god is named Mazda. Tell me that's not hilarious.

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Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus • Friends and Family • The Town • Treehouse of Horror XXVII • Trust but Clarify • There Will Be Buds • Havana Wild Weekend • Dad Behavior • The Last Traction Hero • The Nightmare After Krustmas • Pork and Burns • The Great Phatsby: Part One • The Great Phatsby: Part Two • Fatzcarraldo • The Cad and the Hat • Kamp Krustier • 22 for 30 • A Father's Watch • The Caper Chase • Looking for Mr. Goodbart • Moho House • Dogtown