Trust but Clarify/Quotes
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- Krusty the Clown: Hey hey! What time is it, kids?
- Kids: Product tie-in time!
- Krusty: That's right! I'm introducing a new line of candy so delicious that the Krusty Corporation board of directors will stop threatening to oust me! [drum roll] Presenting: Krustaceans! They look like shrimp, they taste like candy, and they're organic! Uh... "Clown eats snack"? Uh-oh, this could get ugly.
- [Krusty eats snack and finds it delicious]
- Krusty: Hey hey, kids! Krusty won't be needing the spit bucket!
- Bart: [eating the snack] Mmm! They are good!
- Lisa: How did you get them so fast?
- Bart: I'm a Krusty Prime member. $75.00 a month, but it's worth it.
- Homer: I was in line for that job and I lost it to someone who barely speaks English! It's humidifying.
- Homer's Ambition: Well, then why the hell don't you do something about it?!
- Homer: Huh? Who said that?!
- Homer's Ambition: Me!
- Homer: Who are you?
- Homer's Ambition: I'm your ambition!
- Homer: How come I never met you before?
- Homer's Ambition: I've been locked up for 30 years by Apathy and Alcoholism!
- Ralph: [paralyzed and on a pallet jack] I made the doctor cry.
