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Dad Behavior/Quotes

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Season 28 Episode Quotes
603 "Havana Wild Weekend"
604
"Dad Behavior"
"The Last Traction Hero" 605


{{qfHomer}} [singing to Steely Dan's I'm a Fool to do Your Dirty Work] I'm a fool to do my dirty work, oh yeah, I can hire all these dirty jerks for free, I ain't gonna do my dirty work no more, Gonna leave my socks and dirty shirts, on the floor.


Marge: Homer, are you ever planning on putting this stuff together?
Homer: Sure, right after I watch this DVD. [pushes the TV back to its normal position]
Marge: [groans] Just what are you watching that's so important? [grabs the DVD case] Outstanding College Mascot Fights?
Homer: S.E.C. edition.
Season 28 Quotes
Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus Friends and Family The Town Treehouse of Horror XXVII Trust but Clarify There Will Be Buds Havana Wild Weekend Dad Behavior The Last Traction Hero The Nightmare After Krustmas Pork and Burns The Great Phatsby: Part One The Great Phatsby: Part Two Fatzcarraldo The Cad and the Hat Kamp Krustier 22 for 30 A Father's Watch The Caper Chase Looking for Mr. Goodbart Moho House Dogtown