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The Town/Quotes

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Season 28 Episode Quotes
598 "Friends and Family"
"The Town"
"Treehouse of Horror XXVII" 600

Moe: [Looking at Tom Brady on the television] I can't stand that pretty boy quarterback. He thinks he's so handsome, just because he's drop-dead gorgeous.

Marge: I know you're in a hurry to go to the bar to watch football, but first, I want you to put the kids to bed.
Homer: Ugh.

Homer: [reading The Wizard of Oz] Everything after the tornado was a dream. The end!

Lenny: The only Boston wins is because they cheat! Listening in our teams' headsets, fattening our cheerleaders, you know, for three games last year, Boston used a volleyball painted brown!
Boston fan 1: That was never proven, you Springfield screw-job.
Moe: Ugh. Boston fans. In town for the Dennis Lehane book tour.
Lenny: Go kiss a Kennedy, you rule-breaking cranberry squeezers!
Boston fan 2: We don't cheat! We won 12 division titles in ten years, fair and square!
Boston fan 1: You dorks are just jealous of all our championship rings! [they start kissing their hands]
Homer: You're the one who's jealous. I only wish I could be as jealous as you!
Boston fan 1: Geez, Jay, this place has got more knobs than a hardware store. I hate this town!
Jay: So don't I. Frigging doorknobs [they laugh]
Boston fan 1: Automatic! [they kiss their hands again]
Season 28 Quotes
Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus Friends and Family The Town Treehouse of Horror XXVII Trust but Clarify There Will Be Buds Havana Wild Weekend Dad Behavior The Last Traction Hero The Nightmare After Krustmas Pork and Burns The Great Phatsby: Part One The Great Phatsby: Part Two Fatzcarraldo The Cad and the Hat Kamp Krustier 22 for 30 A Father's Watch The Caper Chase Looking for Mr. Goodbart Moho House Dogtown