- For the episode, see Million Dollar Maybe.
| Million Dollar Maybe
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Million Dollar Maybe is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer of Our Discontent content update. It requires Delbert Fornby to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Delbert Fornby's exclamation mark
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Doing some more sculpting, eh, Delbert?
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Get out of here, you pinko fascist running dog millennial corporate stooge!
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You're just kind of mashing random words there, aren't you?
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That's also how I make my sculptures. Now beat it. I have to go into town and look for inspiration.
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You mean garbage.
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Speaking of which, do you mind giving me your hat?
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| Task: "Make Delbert Fornby Look for Sculpture Supplies". The job takes 4 hours.
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Hey, that Fornby guy from the desert is walking down our street!
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He's probably just looking for old stuff to make new sculptures out of.
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Do you think I could get him to take out our trash?
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You've never gotten me to do it, but it's worth a try.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Delbert Fornby's exclamation mark
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Springfield's such a trash paradise. Now I'll finally be able to finish my sculptural representation of recycling's adverse impact on the arts.
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Hey there, Mr. Fornby! I'm sorry I followed you all the way out to your trailer, but you didn't hear me when I was yelling "Hello!"
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I was ignoring you! And for the last 40 miles I was actively avoiding you.
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Yeah, I'm a persistent soul. Hey, is that an old engine block made to represent Eleanor Roosevelt's butt?
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It is. You, sir, are a connoisseur of junk art.
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Thanks. Can I have a ride back to Springifeld?
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No.
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What if I bought Mrs. Roosevelt?
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Normally I don't sell my artwork, but if it'll get you to leave, fine.
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Task: "Make Delbert Fornby Sell Homer a Sculpture". The job takes place at the Desert Caravan and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Try to Figure Out What it Is". The job takes place at the Desert Caravan and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Delbert Fornby's exclamation mark
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Homer, is THAT what you're bringing to the charity auction? An engine shaped like Mamie Eisenhower's butt?
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Marge, it's Eleanor Roosevelt. And I got it for you. It's a Delbert Fornby original!
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A Delbert Fornby original?! I'll bid a million dollars!
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I'll bid TWO million dollars!
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Uh, who's Delbert Fornby?
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No idea.
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Task: "Make Delbert Fornby Work on a Sculpture". The job takes 4 hours.
If Mr. Burns and Krusty are owned: Task: "Make Billionaires Bid on Fornby's Work" (x3). The job takes place at Gavelby's Auction House, the Beloved Billionaires Club, Billionaire Haven, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Delbert Fornby's exclamation mark
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Beg your pardon, partner!
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What do you want?
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We're sorry to bother you, but—
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Not sorry enough if you're still here.
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Mr. Fornby, we want to buy some of your artwork. I'm sure we can negotiate a price that will make you happy.
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I'm never happy! And sell my art to billionaires like you? I'd rather blast it with my shotgun.
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Now, Mr. Fornby, we billionaires can be very persuasive...
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So can my shotgun.
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Mister, as a Texan, I'd be even more interested in your art.
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Task: "Make Delbert Fornby Chase Off Billionaires". The job takes place at the Desert Caravan and takes 4 hours.
If Mr. Burns and Krusty are owned: Task: "Make Billionaires Run for Their Lives" (x3). The job takes place at the Desert Caravan and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Delbert Fornby's exclamation mark
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Artie? What are you doing here?
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Marge, I'm desperate! I gotta be the one to own a Delbert Fornby original. Homer, you gotta sell it to me! I'll give you five million dollars for Barbara Bush.
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No way, Ziff! It's Eleanor Roosevelt and I went out into the desert and bought it for Marge for a solid twenty bucks, and I'll never sell because she loves it.
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I don't love it THAT much.
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Wait...you only paid twenty bucks?
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I paid twenty bucks for Eleanor Roosevelt. You said you were interested in Barbara Bush...
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Haha! Forget it, Simpson. I'd sooner pay five million dollars for an NFT of you as Pepe the Frog.
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Task: "Make Delbert Fornby Enjoy Some Peace and Quiet". The job takes place at the Desert Caravan and takes 4 hours.
If Artie Ziff is owned: Task: "Make Artie Ziff Laugh at Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Regret Not Selling". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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You again? Now what!
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I'm not very popular at home right now, and I'm tired of everyone in town laughing at me.
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Can I hang out here for a while?
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Okay, fine. Now turn around.
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Why?
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I need an Abigail Adams butt model.
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Eh, worth it.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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