| The Loan Ranger
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Loan Ranger is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update. It requires Costas Becker to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Costas Becker's exclamation mark
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Costas, I could use a tough, scary loan collector like you in my operation.
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I find your little city disgusting.
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It's an acquired taste, to be sure.
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I am, above all, a man of principles — principles that will not allow me to work for you!
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Fair enough. We shall remain mortal enemies. I will now stomp your foot. *stomps foot*
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Oww! And I will poke your belly. *pokes belly*
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*giggles*
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I was hoping for a more painful outcome.
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If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Try to Hire Costas Becker". The job takes place at Capital City Plaza Hotel, Businessman's Social Club, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Costas Becker Vow Never to Work for Fat Tony". The job takes place at Capital City Plaza Hotel, Businessman's Social Club, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Costas Becker's exclamation mark
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I've been the wind beneath the gangsters' wings whose books I have carried for years!
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Why not carry my own book? Shark my own loans? Why deny what is so clearly my destiny any longer?
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This is the path forward for Costas Becker!
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When you are done talking to yourself, please decide on your candy: Red Lines or Strawberry Twizzors. I have customers waiting!
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I'll take them both because I deserve it!
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Task: "Make Costas Becker Try to Find Marks". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Push Twizzors Sales". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Costas Becker's exclamation mark
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Costas, you know, at Devarsec, Inc., we're always looking for go-getters to work as debt collectors.
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Is "Devarsec" a collection agency or a new prescription drug?
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Technically both!
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I must accept your offer, although collecting from the medically impaired sickens me.
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If you're sick, Devarsec can help!
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Side effects may include shortness of breath, dizziness, vomiting, bleeding, death…
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I think I'll stay sick.
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| Task: "Make Costas Becker Reluctantly Work for Corporate America". The job takes place at Office Towers, ZiffCorp Office Building, ZiffCorp Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Devarsec? Is that one of those un-American dog breeds?
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No! Devarsec is the defenseman for the Springfield Ice-O-Topes.
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Devarsec's a bum! We traded our goalie, Metamucil, for him!
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Devarsec's a drug!
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Oh, so you're a drug dealer!
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Drug dealer? I better call Detective Devarsec!
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I'm trapped in an existential nightmare.
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Wait till you get to our age. It's all nightmares.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Costas Becker's exclamation mark
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Costas Becker, you are the best debt collector we've ever hired. How do you do it?
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People don't say "no" to me. At least, not if they're under eigthy and can understand simple hand gestures.
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Well our Board of Directors would like to give you a plaque for outstanding performance! Yours is the little name under our names.
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Wait, "Marion Anthony D'Amico"? Fat Tony is one of your board members?
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I told you, you would end up working for me—
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*stomps Fat Tony's foot and leaves*
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That guy stomps really hard.
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| Task: "Make Costas Becker Try to Find Marks Again". The job takes 4 hours.
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What's the world coming to where no one borrows money from gangsters anymore?
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We all just run up our credit cards.
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It's intolerable! Now how will I pay my rent here in Springfield?
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Go where there's always job openings 'cause everyone's always quitting…
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Costas Becker's exclamation mark
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Working at Krusty Burger is even more intolerable!
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But at least you can pay your rent now.
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Zip it, burger chuckers!
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I have a name!
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Not here you don't. Now take this order out to the tour bus.
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If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Threaten to Dock Pay". The job takes place at Krusty Burger or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Costas Becker Hand Out Burgers". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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