Jab
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Jab
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Food/Drink Information
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Jab is a brand of soda.
History
In 1970, Jab soda was discontinued because of the overpowering sweetness of its artificial flavor. LifeBoat ended up buying thousands of unsold cases of Jab soda. A chemical in Jab, called Jab-a-tose, was put into the LifeBoat machines to mask the taste of the salt in the water.
Behind the Laughter
Jab is a parody of Tab.
Appearances
LifeBoat
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Owners | ||
Charles Montgomery Burns • Persephone Odair | ||
Board of Directors | ||
Bill Belichick • Jeff Bezos • George W. Bush • Augustus Redfield • Rainier Wolfcastle | ||
Other Employees | ||
Carl Carlson • Jonathan Frink • Lenny Leonard • Homer Simpson • Waylon Smithers, Jr. | ||
Documentaries | ||
Driven to Drink: The LifeBoat Story • LifeBoat: Abandon Ship • On Thin Ice: The LifeBoat Naming Rights Scandal | ||
Other | ||
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