The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson/Quotes
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- Homer: [muffled] Come on off, you motherfucker!
- [After Homer destroys the car boot.]
- Homer: Hehe, Homer one. New York nothin'. [steps on destroyed car boot] D'oh!
- Bart: That took too long. How come we had to transfer in Atlanta twice?
- Lisa: I just say we should have payed the extra $1.50 and got a bus with restrooms!
- Marge: We'll meet you in Central Park at 5:00.
- Homer: Okay, but not a minute later. Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy. (looks at person on street) I'm on to you!
- Marge: I don't think it's a good idea to be driving around in a car you built yourself.
- Homer: [Building a car out of a mattress] Okay, Marge, either you can stand there and complain, or you can get started knitting me those seatbelts.
- Homer: New York is a hellhole. And you know how I feel about hellholes.
- Barney: I can't drink. I'm the designated driver.
- Duffman: Ah, that's swell. Duff Beer wholeheartedly supports the designated driver system. Now, who wants to party?!
- Homer: Awight New York, I'm comin' back! But you're not gettin' this! [throws his wallet into the fireplace]
- Lisa: Dad, our baby pictures were in there!
- Homer: Don't you start!
- Bart: [as the statue of liberty] Hey, immigrants! Beat it! Country's full!
- Sailor: OK people, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada.
- Lisa: Mom, are those rabbits dead?
- Marge: No, no, Lisa they're just sleeping, upside down... and inside out.
- Lisa: Here's a better idea. You give me your address and I'll write to you.
- Bums: [breathing heavily] OK. Send it to Jesus, uh, care of the Pentagon.
- Homer: DO'H!
