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Milhouse of Sand and Fog/Quotes

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Season 17 Episode Quotes
← 358 "The Girl Who Slept Too Little"
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"Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
"Treehouse of Horror XVI" 360 →


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Marge: Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! [sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark] Homer!
Homer: What? I forgot to floss today.
Bart: We tried to break up your parents and we broke up mine!
Milhouse: Wanna call my therapist and tell her how you feel? [dials into his cell phone] Hello, Dr. Wexler?
Wexler (over phone): Stop calling me! I'm on my honeymoon! [to her husband] Yeah, it's that weird kid again.
Homer: Fifteen dollars to infect your kids! Now featuring the Pox box! [disclaimer fast] Pox Box not recommended for pregnant or nursing women. As with any disease box, results may vary. [normal] Pox box!
Bart: I'd pay you a kajillion dollars for you and Marge to get together again.
Homer: [thinks] Make it 2 kajillion.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: We'll lose the first kajillion to taxes.
Milhouse: I don't want to live in a world without Bart! [jumps down a cliff into the water]
Marge: Can he swim?
Bart: [cool] What do you think?


Season 17 Quotes
The Bonfire of the Manatees • The Girl Who Slept Too Little • Milhouse of Sand and Fog • Treehouse of Horror XVI • Marge's Son Poisoning • See Homer Run • The Last of the Red Hat Mamas • The Italian Bob • Simpsons Christmas Stories • Homer's Paternity Coot • We're on the Road to D'ohwhere • My Fair Laddy • The Seemingly Never-Ending Story • Bart Has Two Mommies • Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife • Million-Dollar Abie • Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore • The Wettest Stories Ever Told • Girls Just Want to Have Sums • Regarding Margie • The Monkey Suit • Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
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