Beware My Cheating Bart/Quotes
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"Beware My Cheating Bart"
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- Homer: Thank you all for coming to my Stranded discussion group.
- Carl: Hey, I loved that show. Wasn't it awesome when Colonel Darkwater...
- Homer: Spoiler alert! I've only seen up to season three, episode 17: "Coconut Cream Die."
- Lenny: So you don't know that season five was a complete wank?
- Homer: Spoiler!
- Lenny: Homer, calm down. It's not like any of this stuff really took place.
- Homer: Spoiler!
- Marge: Homer, for God sakes, I'm trying to put Maggie to sleep.
- Homer: I'm sorry, sweetie. It's a Strandie discussion group. Yes, it is! We discuss why airplane go crash-crash but people don't die-die.
- Marge: Bart, you haven't touched your mashed potatoes.
- Grampa: More breast?
- Bart: What-- No!
- Grampa: I'm offering you a chicken breast, you boob!
- Lisa: I don't think Shauna should choose any of you. Shauna should choose Shauna.
- Shauna: Your older sister's right, Bart.
- Bart: You don't want me?
- Shauna: I want to find out who I am. And that's something only an inappropriately older man can tell me.
- Bart: Well, that is one lucky creepy guy.
- Shauna: So, what do you want to do now?
- Bart: What any boy would: push you in a puddle and run away.
- Shauna: Maybe I should be faithful to Jimbo. He's bought me a lot of gum over the past couple months.
- Bart: Listen... I could get wedgied for this, but Jimbo's a jerk. You can do better.
- Shauna: Wow. You told me what's best for me... at risk to yourself.
- Shauna: You just got yourself in a flame war with a teenage girl.
- Comic Book Guy: Oh, flame on! Oh! Oh! You have cloven me from my ponytail to my slipper shoe! Get out! And never return! Oh, unless you want to buy old Archie comics.
