| The Man Who Knew Too Little
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Man Who Knew Too Little is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Secret Agents content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After starting the update
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Hey, look at this classified ad for the Arcturus Modelling Agency. I'm a shoo in!
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"Seeking fat, middle-aged, bald man with background in nuclear safety". Dad, don't you think this ad is suspiciously targeted at you?
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Just because I have one of those things -- a background in nuclear safety?
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Also, since when do we get the newspaper? When does ANYONE get the paper?
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Well, I can't ignore a tiny ad in a dead paper. I'm off to catch my big break!
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| Task: "Make Homer Try Out for the Modelling Gig". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
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V'elcome, Mr. Simpson. Vee have been expecting you.
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How did you know vy name?!
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How many Mr. Simpsons can there be in the world?
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Umm…
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You don't have to answer that.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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So what kind of nude modelling is this?
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No one said anything about nude: please put your pants back on.
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Come with me, Mr. Simpson. We must get you in hair and makeup.
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Good luck improving on this beefcake.
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Mmm… beef cake.
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| Task: "Make Homer Go to Hair and Makeup". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
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Not that I'm not into it, but what's with all the restraints?
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Silence! Focus on the screen. Soon you will find yourself hypnotized against your own government…
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Death to the G-men!
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I haven't started the hypnosis yet.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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Hair and muzzle makeup wasn't so hard – I don't see what all those models are complaining about.
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Homer, you must initiate Project Lazarus. Gather minions and form your own superpower.
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Oh, no! I've developed a judgmental inner voice, like all models!
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The voice you hear is coming from the headset we gave you.
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I THOUGHT you were different from the voices I usually hear.
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Task: "Make Homer Gather Minions". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Trick Springfielders Into Being Brainwashed" (x3). The jobs take place at a Brown House and take 6 seconds.
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Well done. Now we will brainwash the masses into hating their own government.
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Way ahead of you, creepy voice. I already told people postage stamps were going up two cents.
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The masses are collecting pitchforks and lighting torches now.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Characters that can do the task are:
Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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It's time to establish a base of operations: somewhere to conduct our various acts of subterfuge.
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How 'bout Krusty Burger? They've got free WiFi and a new seven-patty burger, called the Widowmaker. It makes funerals fun again!
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This will be a brand new state-of-the-art facility, not some slop factory. I've set up an account for you with near-unlimited funds.
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Thanks, but I'll just get Sky Finger to pay for it.
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Task: "Build the Agency Headquarters". It takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Send Agents to Collect Intel on the Widowmaker" (x3). The jobs take place at the Agency Headquarters and take 4 hours.
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Pt. 5
| After completing Pt. 4
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You've done well, Homer. I think it's time we met. Look behind you.
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A talking car?! I knew they were real!
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No, Homer, over here.
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Mr. Scorpio? I thought you… you know… died.
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You can't kill an idea, Homer – just break many of its bones, collapse some of its organs and force it into hiding. But I'm back, and I want you to be my number two.
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A fella always dreams of meeting a number one who needs a number two!
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| Task: "Tap the Men in Tan" (x10).
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Look out, Martin Shkreli! I'll be back on top of Forbes Most Evil Employers list in a heartbeat.
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They just call that "Top CEOs" now.
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Quest reward:  100/ 100/ 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After completing Pt. 5
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The key to any intelligence agency is the intelligence: you've got to have more eyes than Mississippi.
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That would be four. We'll need more than that.
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Willie can hide cameras everywhere and watch ‘em all from me custodian's closet.
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I appreciate the disturbing offer, but we need to think bigger. I'm talking global positioning satellite levels of peeping tomfoolery.
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In my day, we used to just root through people's garbage.
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Hey, you're talkin' about my home there!
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Task: "Build the Surveillance Post".
Task: "Launch the Drone Scan".
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Uh oh, I think I broke something.
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What, that flash? Drones have a tendency to overload like that.
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Lucky for us, it also wipes the memory of anyone who looks at it and sends them packing.
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You did cover your eyes for that, didn't you?
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Um… what answer doesn't make me look stupid…?
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| Quest reward: 100/100/100 and 10
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Pt. 7
| After completing Pretty Fly for a WiFi
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We're wasting too much time and energy on putting out fires.
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So we should be starting fires?
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When the heat is on, one needs to be a master of disguise and hide in plain sight.
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Way ahead of you.
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Take that off, Homer.
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Homer who? I'm Admiral Troutpuncher of Her Majesty's Royal Navy.
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Oh, brother.
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Reward:  40
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Task: "Build the Hidden Research Facility". It takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Spend Schematics on Research".
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From here, we can construct an arsenal of everyday items, that are secretly something else.
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Like that toilet in your office that's also a water fountain.
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My office doesn't have a toilet.
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| Quest reward: 500/500/500 and 50
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the Alfred Hitchcock film The Man Who Knew Too Much.
