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Hammer & Sparrow

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Hammer & Sparrow
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Secret Agents
Required characters: Adil Hoxha, Lisa, The Simpsons Family, Grampa

Hammer & Sparrow is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Secret Agents content update. It requires Adil Hoxha to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Adil! Have you come back on another exchange program?
Adil Hoxha It is more like one-way exchange. How you say… extradition.
Homer Oh, you adorable little scamp, with your made-up words. Why don't you join us for dinner?
Adil Hoxha You are too kind, Pappa Homer. I am relieved you do not hold my past troubles with your government against me.
Homer What's a little light treason between family?
Task: "Make Adil Join the Simpsons for Dinner". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Simpsons Have Family Dinner" (x5). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 60 minutes.
Adil Hoxha Thank you, Mrs. Simpson, for sharing your wanton excess with me. It fills my heart with shame and my belly with hard to digest food.
Marge - Nervous Well, that's the typical American diet.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
Grampa - Serious I don't trust that no-good Russkie.
Lisa - Shocked Grampa! Adil is an Albanian refugee. What happened to "give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses"?
Grampa - Serious We got our fill o' those! Now we need your rich, energetic, few and far between!
Task: "Make Grampa Go on a Rant". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Adil Be Polite and Helpful". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Grampa …and when you made a phone call, your finger hurt from dialing! That's my two cents. Speaking of which, the one cent penny used to be worth two cents…
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Adil Hoxha's exclamation mark
Adil Hoxha Thank you again for your hospitality, Simpsons. I am grateful I was able to see you…
Adil Hoxha - Sneaky …enjoy your last meal.
Grampa - Startled Last meal?! That's King James Bible talk for he's gonna kill us!
Homer - Skeptical Oh Dad, you and your stories: Adil's trying to kill us, the nurses at the Retirement Castle are eating my pudding, my son's cashing my government checks…
Task: "Make Adil Be Inconspicuous". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Grampa - Serious I'm telling you, I heard what I heard.
Marge - Annoyed You can't hear the TV at full volume, but now you're hearing whispers.
Bart - Laughing Maybe it's the grave calling.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
Grampa I may be old, senile, and blind in one eye, but I can still sniff out a rat.
Jasper Are we having rat tonight?
Grampa Lemon-Rosemary Rat is Thursdays. Right now we gotta figure out what this Mata Hari midget is up to.
Task: "Make Abe Follow Adil". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Adil Visit the Nuclear Power Plant". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
Adil Hoxha This reactor is so unstable – imagine the pure destructive potential!
Grampa - Startled I knew it, you little kremlin gremlin!
Lisa - Shocked No, Grampa! We're here for a school project on looming environmental disasters.
Adil Hoxha It is okay, Lisa. We must respect our elders. They are only here for a short while.
Grampa - Surprised What's that mean? He's planning to kill me!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
Grampa - Sad I was so sure I smelled a Jerry, or a Boris… maybe even a Fidel.
Grampa - Surprised What the?! Where's he going with all that electrical whos-a-ma-call-its?
Task: "Make Adil Transmit Coded Messages". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Abe Spy on Adil". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Grampa - Startled Call my mommy, the boy's a commie!
Lisa - Shouting Grampa! Were you SPYING on Adil?
Grampa - Serious ‘Course I was! The boy's an ACTUAL spy! He's redder than a bloody crayon.
Lisa We all know that! You can't be so intolerant of other people's beliefs.
Homer Yeah, Dad. Just 'cause the little guy wants to bring down our way of life, it doesn't make him a bad kid.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20