Another Brick in the Firewall
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Another Brick in the Firewall is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Secret Agents content update. It requires Russ Cargill to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark
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What's with all these ideological groups cropping up all over the place?
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Most of these jokers get ahead by stomping all over the environment. Well, it's time the E.P.A. stomped back!
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Ethics be damned! We're going to protect the environment so hard, the Koch brothers will go solar!
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Task: "Make Russ Cargill Make Back Door Deals". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark
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Contacts made, money played, my plot engaged… and not one person will have a clue to what's going on.
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I do. And so does everyone sitting near you at the public library.
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What?!
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You left yourself signed in on the computer, man. There's only forty-six people left on the whole internet who don't know about your secret plans.
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Task: "Make Russ Cargill Read Up on Basic Internet Security". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark
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This is a security nightmare!
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Springface, Viewtube, Instaspring, the E.P.A.'s plans are available to anyone with a functioning clicker finger!
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Villains never learn to keep things to themselves. Today's typical over-sharer posts a thousand things while they're still sitting on the toilet.
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You again?! How did you get in here?
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Just a heads up, your physical security is as bad as your cyber security.
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Task: "Make Russ Cargill Lose His Mind". The job takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark
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Stop stalking me, man. You know it's not cool for adults to follow kids around, right?
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But I need your help! I've exposed myself to all kinds of Snap-Chatters and Tweeters who insult me with short misspelled quips!
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And what the hell is a meme? And how do I stop myself from becoming one?!
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All right, dude, I'll help you out.
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But beware I'm introducing you to everything from pop-up ads, to Viewtube comments, to the darkest, dankest trolls in the business.
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Task: "Make Russ Cargill Learn the Horrors of Social Media". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark
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Social media is inspiring… and horrifying… and inspiring!
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People will believe everything they read… even if it contradicts the thing they just read!
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I just have to pump out enough fake news to completely obscure the truth.
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The E.P.A. plans will be so secret, even I won't know the truth from the lies!
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Task: "Make Russ Cargill Launch "News Entertainment" Websites". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the three-part song "Another Brick in the Wall" by Pink Floyd.