| Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Secret Agents content update. It requires Mastermind Hank Scorpio to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark
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Hmn, someone sent me a package. Careful, Hank. It's most likely a deadly explosive device... Uggh, I can't wait. I just love getting things! I'm tearing it open!
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"Congratulations Mr. Scorpio, you have been selected as the most dynamic evil villain of the year!"
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"We would like to welcome you to the Advanced Council Representative of Nefarious Yearly Machinations!"
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This is so exciting! I've never been part of an organized group of supervillains before! Okay, Boy Scouts. But that was more about the bandanas.
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| Task: "Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Conference With A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Mastermind Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark
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What's first on the evil agenda? Manipulate a national economy? Establish supremacy from space? Leak someone's emails to the public?
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Hmn... I've got a meeting, "Discuss Q2 operational goals and planning"...
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Maybe they save evil for the afternoons.
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Wait... MORE meetings?
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| Task: "Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Attend Back-to-Back Meetings". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mastermind Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark
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Oh, an email from the Council Advisory Board! I can finally get my newest, nefarious plan off the ground!
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"Council Member 00-08, your proposal entitled "Controlled Moon Orbit Destabilization" has been greenlit for production". Yes!...
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"Please prepare a detailed cost and manpower assessment and be sure to include a potential operations timeline".
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"Assuming all required paperwork is in order, your operation will begin as early as... 2025"?
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| Task: "Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Drown in Paperwork". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mastermind Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark
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All this red tape puts a stranglehold on my moving forward!
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Writing reports, presenting scheme prospectuses, analyzing data... When do masterminds get to launch actual operations?!
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I understand your frustration, Hank, but the process works.
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My organizations numbers have been up for the last three quarters in a row!
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Although, they're still denying my requests for a Squishee machine in the break room.
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| Task: "Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Crunch the Numbers". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mastermind Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark
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Ladies and gentlemen of A.C.R.O.N.Y.M., by focusing on datamining and analysis, I have discovered the most effective plan to propel Globex to the forefront of the world stage!
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By the time you leave this meeting, each of your organizations will have been infiltrated and overthrown by my best operatives!
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It's been wonderful working with you all. If any of you survive the purge, I'd absolutely love to overthrow you all over again!
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| Task: "Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Overthrow A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.". The job takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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