| Easy A
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Easy A is a quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 46 content update. It unlocks Mrs. Muntz and the Classy Girls Strip Club.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
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Give me your lunch money, dork-o!
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I don't have any today -- I brought my lunch from home. But I'd be happy to share if you don't have one.
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What? No, I don't want your lunch! I just want the money.
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So you're one of those buy-don't-bring guys, I understand.
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Perhaps I can get Lunchlady Dora to put your lunch on my tab.
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I don't want any lunch! I just want to threaten you and take your money.
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Bullying isn't about lunch -- it's about power.
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Sounds like someone's got low blood sugar.
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*cries* It's true.
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I used to eat at my Mom's work, but she's still gone and I haven't had a real meal in weeks.
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Well, maybe we can at least fix that.
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| Task: "Build Classy Girls Strip Club". It takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Mrs Muntz's exclamation mark
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Nelson! Did you miss me?
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I sure did, free strip club buffet. *kissing*
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Oh, hey Mom. You're here too? How were your weeks and/or years in limbo?
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Not bad. I actually used the time to get my GED.
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What?! I didn't know people could do stuff while they were missing from this world.
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Although I guess that makes sense… the rules always were a little fuzzy.
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So now that you have a high-school degree, does that mean you'll get paid more to strip?
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Actually it means I'm done stripping.
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Haw-haw?!
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That's right, son. I'm going to enroll in college!
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But we don't have a college in Springfield.
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Or a middle school.
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Or a sewer system.
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Heck, I haven't even seen a gas station.
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That's okay. College isn't about the campus -- it's about the experience. And I can still have that!
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The first thing I have to do is completely reinvent myself on all my social media.
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Son, take care of that for me while I have a quick smoke.
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Task: "Make Nelson Change Mom's Status to “Not a Stripper”". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Mrs. Muntz Binge on Nicotine". The job takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Mrs Muntz's exclamation mark
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Okay, college experience… college experience.
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They read in college, right? But hard books with symbolism and crap.
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Did I hear someone say “symbolism and crap”? I know the perfect book!
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Could you hear me talking to myself?
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Of course! You were speaking extremely loud!
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| Task: "Make Mrs. Muntz Find Out Who Nathan Zuckerman Is". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Mrs Muntz's exclamation mark
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*sighs*
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What's wrong, baby?
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Nothing.
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Was our love-making okay?
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Yeah.
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Okay, cool.
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No one understands me!!!
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| Task: "Make Mrs. Muntz Have a Counting Crows Phase". The job takes place at the Muntz House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Mrs Muntz's exclamation mark
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Hey, girlie. Why you moping around so hard?
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It's all part of my college experience. I'm angsty now.
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I hear that.
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Do you? Do you really “hear that?”
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Hey, maybe I didn't go to college… or maybe I did?
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But I've been through hard times. And I know someone who's always there for me.
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Who?
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Her name is Mary Jane.
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Is she a friend of yours or something--
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Oh, I get it.
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If Otto is owned: Task: "Make Mrs. Muntz Meet Otto Behind the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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Task: "Make Mrs. Muntz Light Up Behind the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Mrs Muntz's exclamation mark
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Boy, this college experience is more expensive than I thought.
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Yeah, it can get pretty pricey.
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What, with the grinders, scales, lighters, roach clips, splitters, papers, pipes, bongs, chillums, bubblers, volcanoes, brownies, candies…
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I think I need a job. But what kind of job could a college coed get to work her way through school?
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Well, according to all the movies I watch “after dark”, there's really only one.
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| Task: "Make Mrs. Muntz Strip to Pay For College". The job takes place at Classy Girls Strip Club and takes 24 hours.
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| If Dr. Nick isn't owned
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 7
| After tapping on Mrs Muntz's exclamation mark
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College has been the greatest years wrapped up in a week of my life.
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There's only one thing left to do to get the complete college experience…
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The same thing Bill Gates did, the same thing Mark Zuckerberg did, the same thing pretty much everyone who was ever anything at Harvard did…
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I need to drop out!
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| Task: "Make Mrs. Muntz Drop Out of College". The job takes place at Classy Girls Strip Club and takes 60 minutes.
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Mom! What are you doing back at the strip club?
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The same thing all college dropouts do --
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I'm stripping!
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Everything is back to normal again.
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Wow, I did not expect that to happen!
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Neither did I, son.
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Neither did I.
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| Quest reward: 5,000 and 500
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