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Krusty: Now, I'm not saying Jezebel's easy, but before she moved to Sodom, it was known for its pottery!

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Bart: What say you now, Goliath? Without your hair, you no longer possess your fantastic strength!

Nelson: That's Samson, idiot!

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Homer: I shall cut the pie in half [does so] and each man will get... death.

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