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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Stonecutters content update

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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Stonecutters content update is the fifty-third content update of The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It included the Stonecutters to Tapped Out. It was released on June 3, 2014.

Contents

Characters

Image Name Cost Unlock message
Number 1.png Number 1 Tapped Out Number 1 New Character.png
Number 2.png Number 2 Donut60 Tapped Out Number 2 New Character.png
Number 5.png Number 5 Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png28,000 Tapped Out Number 5 New Character.png
Number 12 Stonecutters.png Number 12 Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png28,000 Tapped Out Number 12 New Character.png
Number 14.png Number 14 Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png28,000 Tapped Out Number 14 New Character.png
Number 21 Stonecutters.png Number 21 Solve 1 Sacred Parchment riddle Tapped Out Number 21 New Character.png
Number 22 Stonecutters.png Number 22 Solve 10 Sacred Parchment riddles Tapped Out Number 22 New Character.png
Number 29.png Number 29 Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png14,000 Tapped Out Number 29 New Character.png
Number 36.png Number 36 Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png4,000 Tapped Out Number 36 New Character.png
Number 50.png Number 50 Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png18,000 Tapped Out Number 50 New Character.png
Number 51.png Number 51 Donut100 Tapped Out Number 51 New Character.png
Number 59.png Number 59 Solve 20 Sacred Parchment riddles Who knows who's in and who is €œout?€ We do!
Number 66.png Number 66 Solve 15 Sacred Parchment riddles Tapped Out Number 66 New Character.png
Number 67.png Number 67 Solve 15 Sacred Parchment riddles Tapped Out Number 67 New Character.png
Number 79.png Number 79 Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png18,000 Tapped Out Number 79 New Character.png
Number 85.png Number 85 Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png10,000 Tapped Out Number 85 New Character.png
Number 111.png Number 111 Solve 5 Sacred Parchment riddles Tapped Out Number 111 New Character.png
Number 314.png Number 314 Donut12 Tapped Out Number 314 New Character.png
Number 600.png Number 600 Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png10,000 Tapped Out Number 600 New Character.png
Number 908.png Number 908 Tapped Out Number 908 New Character.png

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Stonecutter Lodge Tapped Out.png Stonecutter Lodge 16h Cash2,000 Number 1
Stonecutter Daycare Center Tapped Out.png Stonecutter's Daycare Center 24h Cash250,000
200px Abandoned Store 6s Donut30

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Hieroglyph Wall Tapped Out.png Hieroglyph Wall Cash500
Tube Slide Tapped Out.png Tube Slide Cash2,500
All Seeing Eye Tapped Out.png All Seeing Eye Donut100
Sacred Parchment Tapped Out.png Sacred Parchment Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png1,450
Chest of Sacred Artifacts Tapped Out.png Chest of Sacred Artifacts Donut55
Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png6,500
Money Pool Tapped Out.png Money Pool Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png14,000 Number 29
Stone of Triumph Tapped Out.png Stone of Triumph Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png22,500
Stonecutter Table Tapped Out.png Stonecutter Table Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png31,500
Satan's Anvil Tapped Out.png Satan's Anvil Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png35,000
Ark of the Stonecovenant Tapped Out.png Ark of the Stonecovenant Solve 24 Sacred Parchment riddles

Prizes

Emblem Prizes

Image Object Unlocked after collecting
Sacred Parchment Tapped Out.png Sacred Parchment Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png1,450
Number 36.png Number 36 Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png4,000
Chest of Sacred Artifacts Tapped Out.png Chest of Sacred Artifacts Donut55
Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png6,500
Number 85.png Number 600.png Number 85 and 600 Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png10,000
Number 29.png Money Pool Tapped Out.png Number 29 and the Money Pool Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png14,000
Number 50.png Number 79.png Number 50 and 79 Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png18,000
Stone of Triumph Tapped Out.png Stone of Triumph Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png22,500
Number 5.pngNumber 12 Stonecutters.pngNumber 14.png Number 5, 12, and 14 Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png28,000
Stonecutter Table Tapped Out.png Stonecutter Table Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png31,500
Satan's Anvil Tapped Out.png Satan's Anvil Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png35,000

Sacred Parchment Prizes

Image Object Unlocked after collecting
Number 21 Stonecutters.png Number 21 1
Number 111.png Number 111 5
Number 22 Stonecutters.png Number 22 10
Number 66.png Number 67.png Number 66 and 67 15
Number 59.png Number 59 20
Ark of the Stonecovenant Tapped Out.png Ark of the Stonecovenant 24

Puzzles

Image Date Puzzle Answer
Stonecutters June 3.png June 3 A pointy-haired girl yearns to play her favorite instrument. Make Lisa Play the Sax
Stonecutters June 4.png June 4 Eight hungry children, fed by an overworked shopkeep. Make Apu Feed the Octuplets
Stonecutters June 5.png June 5 A celebrity gets the monkey off his back. Make Krusty Walk Mr. Teeny
Stonecutters June 6.png June 6 A young boy searches doggedly for his loved one. Make Milhouse Find Puppy Goo Goo
Stonecutters June 7.png June 7 Getting out in nature is an admirable pursuit, in principle. Make Skinner Go Bird Watching
Stonecutters June 8.png June 8 Great Scott! It's an instrument of war! Make Willie Play the Bagpipes
Stonecutters June 9.png June 9 The worst costume ever is the one you make yourself. Make Comic Book Guy Cosplay
Stonecutters June 10.png June 10 What's black and white and carried all over? Make Moe Smuggle Endangered Species
Stonecutters June 11.png June 11 A revered pastime derails your preconception of religion. Make Lovejoy Ride Scale Train
Stonecutters June 12.png June 12 Two wheels transport the son of a king Make Martin Ride A Bike
Stonecutters June 13.png June 13 It would be criminal to skip this art lesson Make Marge Teach Art Classes
Stonecutters June 14.png June 14 Four wheels transport the son of a Greek poet. Make Bart Skateboard
Stonecutters June 15.png June 15 The serpent has a mane that must be maintained Make Snake Comb Your Bitchin Hair
Stonecutters June 16.png June 16 Daddy needs a new pair of size 30 shoes! Make Krusty Visit The Track
Stonecutters June 17.png June 17 Secrets that aren't hidden are a waste. Make Mr. Burns Hide Nuclear Waste
Stonecutters June 18.png June 18 A Flaming Moe has a liquor-ish sting. Make Smithers Whip It
June 19 Make Ralph Burn Things
June 20 Make Luigi Play The Accordion
June 21 Make Nelson Play the Guitar
June 22 Make Carl Honor Icelandic Heritage
June 23 Make Dr. Hibbert Deal Organs On the Black Market
June 24 Make Agnes Do Crossword Puzzles
June 25 Make Fat Tony Play The Violin
June 26 Make Herman Sell Counterfeit Jeans

Gameplay

Game of Stones Pt. 1

Homer What?! Moe ran out of beer?!
Homer Impossible! That's like Miley Cyrus running out of tounge poses!
Homer Apu, two cases of your cheapest beer! Nothing fancy, just something to make me woozy and bloated.
Apu I would love to sell you dangerous quantities of alcohol.
Apu Especially since you always stumble back later for snackcakes, lotto tickets and those adult diaper wipes.
Apu But all the bottles of alcohol in my store mysteriously exploded. And the walls behind the alcohol have mysteriously developed baseball bat dents.
Homer So there's no booze in this whole town? Oh God! I'll be forced to face it sober!
Homer None of my ideas will seem brilliant!
Homer George Lopez won't be funny at all!

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Psst, I know how you could have enough alcohol to ruin TWO livers...
Homer I'll do anything you say, hooded figure I just met!

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Re-build the Stonecutter Lodge!
Homer That's right! They had a microbrewery, champagne fountain and bourbon jacuzzi!

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Yes, The Stonecutters invented alcoholism as a way to control "cool people".
Homer And for that, I am forever grateful. I shall build the What-cha-ma-callit Lodge!
The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Stonecutter Lodge". It takes 16 hours.

Game of Stones Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Number 1? YOU were the hooded figure? But I thought you quit The Stonecutters to form the No Homers Club?
Number 1 Regrettably, the No Homers lost their clubhouse in the nuclear super-accident.
Homer I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say this but:
Homer Sor-ry!
Number 1 Yes, well, I'd like to be a Stonecutter again.
Homer Okay, but you have to do what I say. The birthmark on my butt says I'm your leader.
Number 1 I prefer to think of it as your upper thigh.
Homer Do what you gotta do.
The player gets a new costume to Homer which is "Number 908". Then the player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 2" which is to "Make Number 908 Be the Chosen One". It takes 4 hours.
Number 1 Hey, everyone! Look at The Sacred Texts! I never noticed this part here, scrawled in purple crayon!
Number 1 "In the event of nuclear meltdown, the NEW leader shall be he who holds the sacred purple crayon!" Oh look, I have it right here!
Homer I don't know… that crayon looks more like a deep plum.
Number 1 It also says Homer gets to keep the title of “Chosen One” and the fancy hat and… uh… this “Doors of Europe” calendar.
Homer Woohoo! It's a deal! There's a bunch of unused months on this!

Game of Stones Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Number 1, you may be the leader of The Stonecutters but these days all of us take our orders from…
Homer The Sky Finger.
Homer The Sky Finger places all our buildings and sends us on our jobs.
Homer Often while he's supposed to be working no less.
Number 1 Well, I shan't be doing this Sky Finger's bidding.
Number 1 Sky Finger! Obey MY command! "open-bracket COLLECT underscore FROM underscore HOUSES close-bracket"
The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 3" which is to "Collect from Houses (x5)".
Homer How did you learn the code to make the Sky Finger do THAT?!
Number 1 *shrug* I know a lot of nerds.

Game of Stones Pt. 4

Number 1 Stonecutters! It is time to step forward in our march toward Global Domination!
Number 1 Let us read now from the ancient prophecy to learn what must be done.
Message HINT: All Kids in Springfield now have a new job you can use to complete Number 1's task!
The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 4" which is to "Solve Number 1's Task". The first Number 1's task is "Send a Youngster to Drink an Extra Cold Squishee" it takes 60 minutes.
Homer What?! How would that help you conquer the world?
Number 1 When young brains freeze, it causes an insatiable appetite for following orders.
Homer *gasp* You are more evil than I imagined. Fortunately, our kids are too smart for that. They'd never fall for—!
Lisa Hmm, I suddenly really want to drink a Squishee.
Homer *screams*

Game of Stones Pt. 5

Number 1 Now carefully and thoughtfully place the Sacred Parchment. It is the most hallowed artifact of The Stonecutters.
Number 1 More essential to us than the fragment of the cross, the holy folder of take-out menus and the rack for our pool table.
The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 5" which is to "Build Sacred Parchment".

Game of Stones Pt. 6

Number 1 There is no better opiate of the masses than shiny, new trinkets.
Number 1 This chest of artifacts will distract attention from our darkest machinations. Like jingling car keys when giving a baby a shot.
The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 6" which is to "Build Chest of Sacred Artifacts".
Homer Ooo, let see what's in our treasure chest!
Homer Holy hand grenade...
Homer ring with writing on it that makes me want to punch people…
Homer used shroud with some bearded dude's face burned in…
Homer *moans* There's nothing good in here!
Homer This jeweled cup is too wide for drinking. Still, I guess I can use it.
Lisa Oh my God! I think that's the Holy Grail!
Homer Now it's Daddy's ice cream bowl.

Game of Stones Pt. 7

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Number 1 Number 600…
Skinner That's my number, don't wear it out! Heh, heh.
Number 1 I need the membership to come together for a very important meeting.
Number 1 I want you to make an announcement and then stand by the bar to make sure no one gets too drunk.
Skinner That's exactly what I do every day at school!
Number 1 Don't be glib. It doesn't work for you.
Skinner I was just thinking the same thing.
The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 7" which is to "Build Willie's Shack", "Make Number 908 Attend a Secret Meeting", "Make Number 36 Attend a Secret Meeting", "Make Number 600 Attend a Secret Meeting", and "Make Number 85 Attend a Secret Meeting". It takes 8 hours.
Number 1 My brothers in stone, it is good to see you all once again assembled in this lodge.
Number 1 The Springfield Stonecutters are growing in their power. The time has come to use our strength to take over the Shelbyville chapter…
Number 1 …and then the WORLD!

Game of Stones Pt. 8

Mr. Burns These Stonecutter meetings are so stressful. No one cowers in my presence. People make eye contact.
Mr. Burns Lenny actually said, “How's it goin'?” to me. And because he outranks me I was compelled to tell him!
Mr. Burns I don't know how you non-richies handle the nobody-ness of it all.
Smithers We're used to it, sir. Shall I prepare the relaxation pool?
Mr. Burns Yes. A little dip will do me good.
The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 8" which is to "Build Cooling Towers", "Build Money Pool", and "Make Number 29 Take a Dip in the Money Pool". It takes 4 hours.

Game of Stones Pt. 9

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Number 1 Number 908, we would like to honor you for re-building our beloved lodge.
Homer I would say that you guys shouldn't have… but I think you really probably should.
Number 1 Attach the Stone of Triumph to The Chosen One!
Homer D'oh!
The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 9" which is to "Build Stone of Triumph" and "Make Number 908 Wear the Stone of Triumph". It takes 10 hours.

Game of Stones Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Number 1 Now we begin our siege of the Shelbyville Chapter.
Number 1 We will sneak into their Lodge, steal their booze then frame the Shelbyville chapter's leader for the crime.
Number 1 Homer, do you think you can handle this?
Homer Sure, I'm pretty stealthy when I'm not dragging around a rock.
The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 10" which is to "Make Number 908 Steal Steal Liquor from Shelbyville Stonecutters". It takes 10 hours.
Homer Mizzion Accompwished! Permission to say: “hic”.
Number 1 Homer! You’re back? But where is all the liquor you were supposed to steal?
Homer I've cleverly hidden it all *hic* in my, whacha-call, liver.
Homer Shhhhhh. *wink*
Number 1 How on earth could you drink that much alcohol?!
Homer I'll tell you the secret, c'mere…
Homer I need to go to a hospital now.
Homer Bye-bye. Blackie-outie…
Homer ...

Game of Stones Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Number 1 At last, the Stonecutter table! It looks as glorious as it once--wait, what's this?
Number 1 “Homer Rules!” Number 908, did you write on our beautiful table?
Homer Well, I am the Chosen One, so I do kind of rule…
Number 1 Sand it off. And then place it. We've got some singing to do!
The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 11" which is to "Build Stonecutter Table", "Make Number 908 Sing the Stonecutter Song", and "Make Number 36 Sing the Stonecutter Song". It takes 12 hours.

Game of Stones Pt. 12

Number 1 To ensure our continued success, we’ve commissioned a monument to honor the dark lord!
Number 1 Behold, Satan's Anvil!
Homer What?! So the Stonecutters are actually a secret satanist society?
Number 1 Actually no. I’m afraid of satan - gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Number 1 I just think it would look really badass to have a 120 foot stone devil in our courtyard.
Homer Amen! Looking cool is my religion, too!
The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 12" which is to "Build Satan's Anvil".

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Dad? What have you been up to lately?
Homer Well, I certainly haven't been helping a madman brainwash the world, if that's what you're insinuating.
Lisa Hmm, the townspeople have been acting very strange lately. This looks like a job for Lisa Simpson, Meddling Kid!
The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lisa Look for Clues". It takes 24 hours.
Lisa This is interesting: some sort of… stone. Its edges are straight as if it had been… cut.
Lisa And there's something etched onto the surface. I've seen this symbol before, but where?
Marge Lisa? You know you're talking to yourself, right?
Lisa Yes, I'm figuring out a mystery!
Marge OOh, that's fine then. The doctor says as long as you KNOW there's no one there, you're still considered normal.
Lisa ...

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa I need to find out more about this symbol. This calls for a trip to the library.
Lisa And while I'm there, I'll see if they got that new translation of War and Peace. I mean, a girl's got to have some fun!
The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 2" which is to "Build Springfield Library" and "Make Lisa Research the Symbol". It takes 24 hours.
Lisa Strange. This symbol pops up at turning points in American History.
Lisa Here it is at a pilgrim settlement.
Lisa Here it is at the Battle Of Gettysburg.
Lisa Here it is when that Real Housewife, Nene, got cast on an actual TV show and--
Lisa *gasp* Dad?! What are you doing in the library?!
Homer Uh... I'm certainly not reading this giant book about witchcraft and Masonic Lodges!
Homer I'll just put this back on the bottom shelf…
Lisa Dad! When you bend over, your pants slide down and the whole library can see your butt cr--
Lisa OH MY GOD!
Lisa Your birthmark! It's the symbol!
Homer I call it my Stonecutter mark.
Lisa The Stonecutters! Of course! Now I just have to figure out--
Lisa Dad, please! Pull your pants up and your shirt down.
Homer Aw, you sound just like your mother.

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Bart, I need you to break into the Stonecutter Lodge. It's illegal and Mom and Dad can't know about it.
Bart You had me at “it's illegal."
Lisa Great. We'll do it after Mom and Dad fall asleep.
Bart You're coming? This better not be one of those things that's supposed to make us “bond” as brother and sister.
Lisa No! I swear this is just about committing a crime!
Lisa Although, I can't guarantee that I won't feel closer to you after it's all done.
Bart If you do, keep it to yourself.
The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 3" which is to "Make Bart Steal Stonecutter Documents" and "Make Lisa Steal Stonecutter Documents". It takes 12 hours.
Lisa Good, we've photographed all their secret files. Let's get out of here.
Bart Right after I finish this sandwich…
Lisa No! That's just stealing! We're not going to—Ooh, is that Portobello mushrooms and hummus?
Lisa Well, seeing as how we've already broken and entered… Gimme that!

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Okay, we've completed our little caper, now comes the fun part: Reading through the documents and analyzing the data!
Bart Yes. That does sound fun.
Bart I'll read in my room. With the sound of a very loud video game to cover the noise of all my, you know, analyzing.
The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 4" which is to "Make Lisa Deduce the Stonecutter Plot" and "Make Bart "Help" Lisa". It takes 24 hours.
Lisa Bart! I've figured it out. The leader of The Stonecutters is keeping all the people of Springfield distracted with inane tasks!
Bart Huh? Sorry, I wasn't listening -- I was Paintballing in the Brown House.
Lisa Well, while you and everyone else are pre-occupied, Number 1 is going to pass a law that gives control of Springfield to The Stonecutters!
Bart Holy cats! We saved the town! High-five, Sister! Dang! We are so good at figuring out crap!
Lisa WE? All you did was shoot Nerf darts at my door and sent me videos of yourself farting. I'm taking the credit for this one!

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart I'll show Lisa she can't take all the credit just ‘cause she did all the work.
Bart Hey, Number 1! I'm the son of a Stonecutter. Doesn't that automatically make me a Stonecutter, too?
Number 1 Listen, little boy, the rules have become somewhat fluid since the dawning of the magic purple crayon.
Number 1 And soon, I alone will decide who is “automatically” anything.
Bart Not after my sister tells the town about your stupid law-changing plan!
Number 1 She knows about that?
Number 1 Find out what else your sister knows. After all, you are automatically one of us, right, Lil Stonecutter?
The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 5" which is to "Make Bart Spy on Lisa". It takes 24 hours.


The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 6

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart Number 1, Lisa is planning a big rally! She's made a bunch of Anti-Stonecutters signs!
Number 1 Pfft. A semi-satanic lodge with absolute power can't be taken down by hand-drawn signs!
Bart They're not hand-drawn. She printed them on her computer and glued them to really sturdy cardboard.
Number 1 Oh. Okay, those you're going to have to destroy. They sound like they would really “pop.”
Bart I don't know. That seems kind of mean.
Number 1 Come now, Bart, have you any idea the benefits of powerful friends?
Number 1 You could trade in Milhouse for a sidekick who is every bit as subservient but less asthmatic and not afraid of birds.
Bart It's like you overheard my birthday wish.
The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 6" which is to "Make Bart Sabotage Lisa's Plan". It takes 8 hours.
Lisa Bart! What are you doing? Why are you throwing paint-filled water-balloons at my signs?
Bart I didn't enjoy doing this, Lisa…
Bart Well, the ones I threw from the roof did look pretty cool when they exploded.
Bart But I had to betray you in order to achieve a higher goal...
Bart Betraying Milhouse.

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 7

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart I did what you wanted. Now give me my Stonecutter outfit and new sidekick.
Number 1 Yes, yes, you'll receive all membership materials when you turn 21 and are able to actually be in the lodge.
Bart No fair! It'll take forever just to turn 11. I'm never going to turn 21!
Number 1 A lodge is no place for a child. We serve alcohol and occasionally our servers dance out of their blouses.
Bart Fine. I'll see myself out.
Bart Through your secret archives!
Number 1 That's the long way out, but suit yourself.
The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 7" which is to "Make Bart Plot Revenge on Stonecutters". It takes 24 hours.

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 8

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa What do you want, Bart? Are you here to paint-balloon my saxophone?
Bart I'm here to apologize. And to give you information to help you take down The Stonecutters.
Lisa I'm not sure I accept your apology.
Lisa But I will accept your information. What'cha got?
The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 8" which is to "Make Bart Share Plans with Lisa". It takes 24 hours.
Bart The Stonecutters don't allow women and children to join…
Lisa …so all we have to do is get women and children to vote against the Stonecutter law! That's brilliant!
Bart I was going to say we build an “adult-man-killing”-robot. But your idea sounds less messy... and more possible.

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 9

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Unfortunately, there aren't many women and children in Springfield since the explosion. And most of them are Premium characters.
Bart No worries. We have plenty of disguises. All the women and kids can vote a bunch of times!
Lisa That's one of those ideas that is so stupid it just might work.
Bart I get those a lot!
The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 9" which is to "Make Women and Children Vote Against Stonecutter Law (x20)". It takes 8 hours.
Quimby The proposition has failed by a landslide!
Number 1 What?! But then all our plans have been thwarted!!!!
Number 1 We have underestimated the political influence of child-sized pirates and the bearded women who wipe their faces.

The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 10

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa We managed to keep those power-hungry wolves at bay.
Lisa But how can we remain vigilant when we're constantly distracted by texts, celebrity nip slips and electronic candy?
Message Perhaps, for a few minutes a day, you should take a break from your devices. Just to make sure you're not being controlled by a secret organization.

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Please ignore the previous message. Everything is fine. Never stop playing. Here are some donuts to squelch any doubt.
The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 10" and is rewarded with Donut20

Quash Those Who Trespass Against Us

Homer Who are those dudes in the creepy hoods?
Number 1 Good lord! It's The Order! The sworn enemy of The Stonecutters!
Number 1 In times past, The Stonecutters and The Order were allies. But they were torn apart by a disagreement over chopstick etiquette.
Number 1 We must tap them before they tap us.
Message Tap the Robed Figures walking around town to remove them from your town and earn bonus Emblems!
The player receives "Quash Those Who Trespass Against Us".

Trust No One

Number 1 Now, we must spy on Other Springfields to learn what they know about us.
Homer Why? We've always gotten along. Sending Valentines and Christmas cards and playfully vandalizing each other.
Number 1 Yes, but each Springfield now has a version of me. And I know for a fact that I've got it in for me.
Homer This twisty thinking is making me sleepy. Can we make the Sky Finger do our spying? I'm going to nap.
Message Visit Other Springfields and use Friend Actions to Spy on them for bonus Emblems!
The player receives "Trust No One".
Number 1 Excellent spying, Sky Finger! Information should flow free and be available to all.
Number 1 Except OUR information. We don't need anybody being all up in our stuff! Stop other people from spying on us!
Message Stop any attempts to spy on your Springfield. The faster you do it, the more Emblems you'll earn!

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 1

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
Number 51 Pulse rate normal in all three hearts. Skin clammy and deep green. Fingertip tentacles still sucky…
Number 51 I appear unaffected by the nuclear blast that obliterated Springfield.
Number 51 Commencing celebration protocol. Imbibing fungal excrement commonly referred to as "beer."
The player receives "It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 1" which is to "Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement". It takes 8 hours.
Homer Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh?
Number 51 Yes, I find fungal excrement pleasant in taste and similar in color to human urine.
Homer Now you're making ME thirsty!
Number 51 Sit with me and I will purchase your glass of drink for you.
Homer You are the classiest friend I've ever had!

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 2

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
Number 51 My heart lights are fading – I require sustenance!
Homer Sustenants? Eh, I'm not really into ethnic foods. Let's grab a Krusty Burger. That'll light your heart right up!
The player receives "It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 2" which is to "Make Number 51 Consume Engineered "Meat" Product". It takes 1 hour.
Homer Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh?
Number 51 This “burger” contains no organic matter whatsoever. It is mostly cow-flavored shredded plastic.
Krusty That's right. Everybody SAYS they support recycling, but no one puts their money where their mouth is.... by which I mean, eat used plastic bottles.
Krusty Complain all you want –no refunds!
Number 51 You've misunderstood me, Clown. The twin aromas of floor cleaner and burnt hair remind me of Martian cuisine.
Number 51 My compliments to the gas cloud who prepares your foodstuffs.

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 3

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
Number 51 These Krusty Burgers have made me homesick. They have also given me cramps in two of my stomachs.
Number 51 I shall call my mothership and report on my marital status and whether or not I am wearing sunscreen.
The player receives "It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 3" which is to "Make Number 51 Phone Home". It takes 1 hour.


It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 4

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
Number 51 Homer, you are my friend and so it is with heavy heart that I tell you the mothership is coming to take me back to Mars.
Number 51 Also, they plan to enslave all of humankind.
Homer Great! ‘cept… I'm not listening ‘cause… TV is on…
Number 51 Your apathy is troubling. However, you have given me an idea. Scooch over!
The player receives "It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 4" which is to "Make Number 51 Watch Old B-Movies". It takes 24 hours.
Number 51 That movie made no sense! If water kills aliens why would they invade a planet that is 71% ocean?
Homer Ooh look, there's a sequel. Shall we watch it?
Number 51 Nuke another bag of kettle corn and hand me a throw blanket, we are watching this bad boy!

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 5

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
Number 51 I have devised a plan to save your planet!
Homer Oh, good! I don't want to die or see my loved ones die.
Number 51 I shall edit footage from horror movies to convince the Martian War Council that Earth has already been conquered.
Homer Really? That doesn't seem like a very good plan. Maybe I'll just hide behind my loved ones.
Number 51 I forgot to mention, I have mad editing skills.
Homer Oh. Then we should be fine.
The player receives "It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 5" which is to "Make Number 51 Create Invasion "Documentary"". It takes 8 hours.

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 6

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
Homer Why are you working so hard to save the Human Race?
Number 51 I have developed a deep affection for your flawed but noble species.
Number 51 Also, I have a gift certificate for a spa day that I have not used yet. I do not want it to go to waste.
The player receives "It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 6" which is to "Make Number 51 Send Invasion "Documentary" to the Mothership". It takes 4 hours.
Homer Did your plan work?
Number 51 They believed that the footage was of another alien race conquering this planet.
Homer Woo hoo!
Number 51 However, that did not discourage them from wanting to conquer the earth themselves.
Homer D'oh!
Number 51 But the romantic subplot between divorced federal agents who reignite their passion made the council think that humans would be too annoying to deal with.

It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 7

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
Number 51 To Earth, its wonderful peoples and heavenly hot stone massages!
The player receives "It's Just Swamp Gas Pt. 7" which is to "Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement", "Make Number 51 Consume "Meat" Product", and "Make Number 51 Watch TV". It takes 1, 8 and 24 hours.
Lisa So is nobody going to say how strange it is that a Martian is just wandering around Springfield?
Bart We have leprechauns that poop money and run away if you tap them – nobody thinks that's weird.
Lisa I actually do... but I see your point.

For Your Security

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge The town has gotten so big its hard to find people when I need to hit them up to buy church raffle tickets.
Ned Well, Marge, you can always use the Town Census.
Marge But a Census just tells you where people live, it doesn't know where people are at all times.
Quimby Er, uh, actually the new NSA-ified census knows where everyoneis and what they are doing all er, uh, time.
Marge Hmm, I'm sure that has sinister repercussions I should consider...
Marge But I can't get past how much easier raffle sales are going to be! Yay!
Message You can now use the Town Hall to spy... er... find anyone in your Springfield!
The player receives "For Your Security" which is to "Use the Town Census to Find Someone".

The Ark of the Stonecovenant Pt. 1

Number 1 It is foretold that whosoever completes the 24 Sacred Tasks will unlock the untold riches of... The Ark of the Stonecovenant!
Homer This looks like a bunch of kid-drawings. And not like a Lisa-kid-drawing, like a Bart or below.
Number 1 Those are ancient hieroglyphs dating back to the very first Stonecutters.
Number 1 To unlock the secrets of the parchment and open the Ark, one must possess great intellect or be super into puzzles and stuff.
Message Tap on the Sacred Parchment to view the tasks available to you and try solve the pictogram puzzles. New puzzles unlock each day.
The player receives "The Ark of the Stonecovenant Pt. 1".

The Ark of the Stonecovenant Pt. 2

Number 1 At last, the treasure of the Ark is within my grasp!
Homer Wait, wait, wait, I thought the person who figured out the puzzle got the treasure.
Number 1 Yes, well, we're all going to be richer once the Ark is opened.
Number 1 Whether we simply share in the experience of opening it or whether we grab handfuls of things and run away.
The player receives "The Ark of the Stonecovenant Pt. 2" which is to "Build Ark of the Stonecovenant".
Homer There's just a piece of paper in here. We've been “One Tin Soldiered!”
Number 1 What?! Let me see!
Number 1 “True wealth is measured by the number of people who call you friend.”
Number 1 That is bulls*&*t!!
Homer The chest it came in is kind of nice. Sturdy.
Number 1 Oh goodie! We got a new box!

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 36

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Number 1 Number 36, I have a task of the utmost importance.
Krusty Lay it on me, I owe you guys for “taking care” of that little incident between Mr. Teeny and Barack Obama's dog.
Number 1 Like every powerful secret society, The Stonecutters are highly dependent on a subsidy from the Corn lobby.
Number 1 We need you to sell corn in your restaurants.
Krusty Dude, everything in my restaurant is made of corn and some kind of adhesive. The buns, the pickles, even the Laughy Meal toys.
Number 1 Excellent. Now figure out a way to double that.
The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 36" which is to "Make Number 36 Promote Corn-sumerism". It takes 4 hours.

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 600

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Homer Skinner, as Chosen One I'm ordering you to alter some records at the school.
Skinner But Chosen One, I could lose my job for tampering with school records.
Skinner Besides, Bart needs to learn that his actions have consequences.
Homer Who said anything about the boy? I want you to make Lisa's "F" in Physical Education go away.
Skinner Lisa?! Anything for her!
Skinner Her test scores are the only thing that keeps us from having to put quotation marks around the word “school.”
The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 600" which is to "Make Number 600 Tamper with School Records". It takes 4 hours.
Lisa Oh my goodness! I'm going to be presented with an award for excellence. I'll to have to shift some things around on my award shelf.
Lisa Wait, this can't be right. It says I'm getting an award for outstanding performance in Physical Education?!
Lisa Ooh, I'll bet those Stonecutters are behind this.
Lisa Still. An award is an award. I better go scrunch some trophies closer together.

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 85

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
Willie Ach! It's great being a Stonecutter, but I hate having to wear this silly robe.
Willie How kin ye feel like a man when ye're wearing a floor-length gown?
Willie Ah bet with a few alterations Willie could turn this girly dress into a manly skirt!
The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 85" which is to "Make Number 85 Fashion Robes into a Kilt". It takes 4 hours.

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 21

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Moe Ah, having a cocktail with the guys.
Moe It's nice to not be the booze monkey who has to jump every time someone says, “I need another beer!”
Number 1 I need another beer!
Number 1 Moe, could you shamble down to the basement and fetch another keg?
Moe Why me? I outrank a lot of these guys!
Number 1 I know, but the kegs are large and must be carried on one's back. We need a man with a good hump between his shoulders.
Moe Well, okay. I guess it's nice to be wanted for my body.
The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 21" which is to "Make Number 21 Restock the Stonecutter Keggery". It takes 4 hours.

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 50

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum You asked to see me, O great 1?
Number 1 Ah yes, Number 50, I'm embarrassed to say I've had a few more parking tickets.
Wiggum But how? You have the ultimate parking sticker. You can park anywhere. Even in your office building.
Wiggum We had to change all kinds of building codes to let you drive through the lobby like that.
Number 1 Yes, but although I'm usually allowed to park near hydrants, I cannot when firemen are actively fighting an apartment fire.
Wiggum It looks like they cited you for “parking on top of their hoses.” And for your car being on fire. I'll take care of these right away.
Wiggum And I'll make sure those firemen get only the worst fires from now on!
Number 1 You needn't bother.
Number 1 But you know that thing where women think all firemen are sexy?
Wiggum Yeah.
Number 1 Maybe not so much for those guys.
Wiggum Got it.
The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 85" which is to "Make Number 50 Dispose of Parking Tickets". It takes 4 hours.

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 111

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
Grampa Where am I? Why am I wearing this robe? Who put this chicken wing in my hand?
Number 1 You are a Stonecutter, this an event planning meeting and you were giving the “ice” report.
Number 1 Good. Thank you, Number 111.
Grampa You know, in my day we didn't need ice! Room temperature – that was the latest craze!
Number 1 Oh, dear God…
Grampa Back then, we worked hard to out-racist each other and developed new and exciting ways to explain away science…
Number 1 We must review our retirement/euthanasia policy.
The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 111" which is to "Make Number 111 Reminisce How Things Were Better". It takes 4 hours.

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 22

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Number 1 Hello Number 22, my dear friend! How are you enjoying your mayorship?
Quimby I am loving it. Thank you. It was the most amazing Secret Santa gift anyone could hope for.
Number 1 I'm just glad you like it. While I'm here, would it be possible to get some by-laws passed?
Quimby Whatever you want. Just tell my girl.
Number 1 Don't you want to look these over? Some of them are rather nefarious.
Quimby Then peddle it somewhere else because I have a responsibility to my constituents.
Number 1 Good one, 22! Those improv classes are paying off.
Quimby Did I, er, say it right? Constituents? That's a word, isn't it?
The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 22" which is to "Make Number 22 Sneak in a Bylaw". It takes 4 hours.

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 66

After tapping on Kent Brockman's exclamation mark

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I bring grim tidings, Your 1-ness.

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Lisa Simpson and her Anti-Stonecutter rallies have gotten a lot of people asking questions about this thing of ours.

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I'm afraid the network is feeling pressured to take a closer look at The Stonecutters.
Number 1 Looks like this town needs a little distraction. Perhaps a fear-inducing crackpot theory or three.
Number 1 Think you can handle that?

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If I can't, then I don't deserve to call myself a small market local newscaster.
The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 66" which is to "Make Number 66 Broadcast "Crackpot" Theories". It takes 4 hours.

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Tonight: Is the moon slowly killing us?

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Also, does the color of your pants affect your ability to father a child?

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Later, we'll learn about pets who turn against their owners in the third part of our series: “Terror In The Hamster-ball”

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 2

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark
Number 1 Oh Number 2, masterminding evil plots has really taken its toll on me.
Dr. Hibbert You just need a little perking up. I'll schedule a liver transplant for you.
Number 1 Is my liver failing?!
Dr. Hibbert No, but it's nice to have new stuff.
Number 1 Well, all right. But aren't there waiting lists for these sorts of things?
Dr. Hibbert Pshaw! You let me worry about that.
The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 2" which is to "Make Number 2 Re-jig Waiting Lists". It takes 4 hours.

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 59

After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark
Number 1 Number 59, I notice that when the other members talk you seem to pay very close attention.
Smithers Not to every member, just the distinguished ones like Mr. Burns… and you.
Number 1 Would you mind taking minutes during our next meeting?
Smithers I'll hang on your every word.
The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 59" which is to "Make Number 59 Take Meeting Minutes". It takes 4 hours.

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 12

After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark
Lenny Man, being in a secret cult is the best!
Carl It ain't gonna be secret much longer if you keep inviting people to join.
Carl Do you really want all these idiots to get in?
Lenny No! I hate them all. I don't want any of them to get in. It's just…
Lenny I think I'm addicted to hazing.
The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 59" which is to "Make Number 12 Haze Initiate". It takes 4 hours.


Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 14

After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark
Carl Hey, Lenny, they want me to pose for the cover of the Stonecutter’s Annual Report!
Lenny Do you think they asked you because they’re getting heat for not allowing women and they’re trying to seem more… inclusive?
Carl No! They chose me cause I’m photogenic.
Carl Though they want me to pose in a wheelchair and wear a shirt that says, “Trans-gender”.
Lenny Work it, Girl!
Carl You know I will.
The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 14" which is to "Make Number 14 Do Stonecutters Publicity Piece". It takes 4 hours.

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 314

After tapping on Frink's exclamation mark
Number 1 Number 314, I need you to build a “doomsday” weapon.
Number 1 We're the only secret organization without one and it's getting embarrassing.
Professor Frink Certainly. There are basically two ways we could go…
Professor Frink There is implosion, with the sucking and whooshing and everyone crowded into a teeny-tiny speck…
Professor Frink Or there is explosion with the booms and the flashes and everything gets waaaay more spread out… very roomy…
Number 1 I leave the choice to you. Have fun with it!
The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 314" which is to "Make Number 314 Create a Doomsday Weapon". It takes 4 hours.
Professor Frink Good glay-vin! I've done it! I've built a device which will alter the universe as we know it!
Number 1 How does it work?
Professor Frink It's a “What if?” device. I simply set it to: “What if the big bang missed?” and everything changes.
Professor Frink Until we use it we won't know exactly what happens.
Professor Frink We could be erased from existence or we could look the same but with noses right next to our butts. Which would be… bad, too. Ahoyvin.

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 79

After tapping on Disco Stu's exclamation mark
Disco Stu Lodge Brothers from other Lodge Mothers. I've brought you the gift of disco.
Disco Stu Dance floor, strobe, and DJ – everything to make this a Boogie Night.
Homer But we're all dudes. Who are we going to dance with?
Disco Stu Turn the lights down as low as they go and you can't see that you're dancing alone!
Disco Stu That's what Disco Stu does every night.
Disco Stu Every. Single. Night.
Disco Stu Disco Stu just realized he has crippling depression.
The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 79" which is to "Make Number 79 Host Disco Night at the Lodge". It takes 4 hours.

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 67

After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark
Quimby Hello Number 67.
Arnie Pye Gah! Every time I hear my name it reminds me that Brockman, that overpaid hairstyle, is one rank higher than me!
Quimby You know, if you were able to, er uh, snarl traffic in the district of my political rival, I may be able to, er-uh, bump you up a few numbers.
Arnie Pye If there's one thing I'm good at, it's ruining someone else's day. Traffic, get ready to stand still!
The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 67" which is to "Make Number 67 Redirect Traffic Flow". It takes 4 hours.
Arnie Pye I did it! Now give me my new number!
Quimby You idiot! You taunted Brockman the whole time. On the air! You used my name!
Quimby Now I have to get an aide to change their name to Quimby so I can pin the rap on them.
Quimby I'm starting to think that punishing commuters for petty slights committed by their elected officials might not be, er ah, worth it.

Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 5

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark
Jasper Well, Homer, looks like you saved the best for last!
Jasper You better believe that's a paddlin'!
The player receives "Welcome to The Stonecutters, Number 5" which is to "Make Number 908 Get Paddled". It takes 16 hours.

Number 1's tasks

Each of Number 1's four daily tasks is rewarded with Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png. The reward is reset at midnight each day. If completed before midnight, one task gives Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png150, 2 tasks gives Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png200, 3 tasks gives Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png250, and 4 tasks gives Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png400 for a possible total of Stonecutter Emblems Tapped Out.png1,000 per day.

Task

1 hour task Group
Drink Extra Cold Squishee Glutton, Dimwit, Youngster
Eat A Gulpwich Glutton, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist
Buy Overpriced Coffee Enterpreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, High Roller, Kook, Pessimist, Senior
Disco In The Bad Dream House Brainiac, Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, Glutton, High Roller, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist, Saint, Senior
Take Guided Volcano Lair Tour Brainiac, Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, Glutton, High Roller, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist, Saint, Senior
2 hour task Group
Study The Bible Criminal, Saint
Attempt Atomic Fission (Requires Super Collider) Brainiac
Get A Laughy Meal Toy Brainiac, Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, Glutton, High Roller, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist, Saint, Senior
Repent Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, Glutton, High Roller, Pessimist, Saint
Pick Up Mysterious Panel Brainiac, Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, Glutton, High Roller, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist, Saint, Senior

Attempt Atomic Fission Brainiac

Watch An Action Flick Brainiac, Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, Glutton, High Roller, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist, Saint, Senior
4 hour task Group
Clean Up The Brown House Brainiac, Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, Glutton, High Roller, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist, Saint, Senior
Give To Charity Entrepreneur, High Roller, Pessimist, Saint
Trade In Action Figure Collection Youngster, Kook
Write Fan Fiction Brainiac, Kook
Chat With Old People Glutton, Saint, Senior
Eat A Bombe Cuisine Brainiac, Celebrity, Glutton, High Roller, Dimwit, Kook
6 hour task Group
Hide In Simpsons Basement Celebrity, Criminal, Kook, Pessimist
Milk A Cow Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, High Roller, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist, Saint, Senior
Take A Math Quiz Brainiac, Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, Glutton, High Roller, Dimwit, Youngster, Kook, Pessimist, Saint, Senior
Get Frisked Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Criminal, Kook, Pessimist
Appear On A Chat Show Brainiac, Entrepreneur, Celebrity, Civil Servant, Criminal, High Roller
Complain To A Doctor Brainiac, Glutton, Kook. Pessimist, Senior

Groups

Group Characters
Brainiac Lisa, Principal Skinner, Professor Frink, Comic Book Guy, Hank Scorpio, Martin, Dr. Hibbert, Sideshow Mel, Crazy Cat Lady
Celebrity Abraham Lincoln, Krusty, Duffman, Kent Brockman, Bumblebee Man, Dr. Nick, Sideshow Mel, Drederick Tatum, Miss Springfield, Arnie Pye, Booberella, Wolfcastle
Civil Servant Rex Banner, Chief Wiggum, Mayor Quimby, Lou, Eddie, Judge Snyder, Selma, Patty
Criminal Snake, Mayor Quimby, Fat Tony, Legs, Louie, Herman
Dimwit Homer, Cletus, Grampa, Chief Wiggum, Duffman, Otto, Dr. Nick, Barney, Ralph, Lenny, Sea Captain, Wolfcastle
Entrepreneur Apu, Moe, Mr. Burns, Comic Book Guy, Luigi, Fat Tony, Lugash, The Rich Texan, Herman, Tribal Chief
Glutton Homer, Comic Book Guy, Chief Wiggum, Mayor Quimby, Barney
High Roller Mr. Burns, Mayor Quimby, Hank Scorpio, Kent Brockman, Fat Tony, The Rich Texan, Bernice Hibbert, Wolfcastle, Mr. Costington
Kook Apu, Professor Frink, Cletus, Krusty, Willie, Hans Moleman, Otto, Kang, Bumblebee Man, Ralph, Hugs Bunny, Shary Bobbins, Crazy Cat Lady, Brandine, Herman, Disco Stu, Rod, Todd, Kodos, Sea Captain, The Yes Guy
Pessimist Agnes, Moe, Comic Book Guy, Reverend Lovejoy, Grampa, Willie, Mrs. Krabappel, Arnie Pye, Dolph, Hugs Bunny, Jasper, Selma, Patty
Saint Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy, Father Sean, Rod, Todd, Maude Flanders
Senior Abraham Lincoln, Agnes, Superintendent Chalmers, Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, Grampa, Hans Moleman, Kent Brockman, Tom O’Flanagan, Jasper, Judge Snyder, Suzanne The Witch
Women Agnes, Marge, Mrs. Krabappel, Miss Springfield, Shary Bobbins, Crazy Cat Lady, Mindy, Brandine, Luann, Kumiko, Miss Hoover, Bernice Hibbert, Selma, Patty, Manjula, Booberella, Maude Flanders, Suzanne The Witch, Kodos
Youngster Sherri & Terri, Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Squeaky Voice Teen, Martin, Kearney, Nelson, Ralph, Shauna, Dolph, Jimbo, Rod, Todd