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	Season 22 Episode Quotes
← 465 "Elementary School Musical"	466 "Loan-a Lisa"	"MoneyBart" 467 →

Lisa: You're quitting school?

Nelson: I'm dropping it like a melon off an overpass.

Lisa: But don't you know that people who don't go to college make 3% less than people who do?

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Marge: Is that the cat in there?

Homer: It's a cat. I'm not sure it's the cat.

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Nelson: My first job! Tonight, I'm having peanut butter *and* jelly. No more PB or J for me.

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Lenny: With this protective lining, I can't tell if I'm watching an old Seinfeld or an old New Christine!

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Elementary School Musical • Loan-a Lisa • MoneyBart • Treehouse of Horror XXI • Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life • The Fool Monty • How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? • The Fight Before Christmas • Donnie Fatso • Moms I'd Like to Forget • Flaming Moe • Homer the Father • The Blue and the Gray • Angry Dad: The Movie • The Scorpion's Tale • A Midsummer's Nice Dreams • Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing • The Great Simpsina • The Real Housewives of Fat Tony • Homer Scissorhands • 500 Keys • The Ned-liest Catch