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Season 9 Episode Quotes
191 "The Joy of Sect"
192
"Das Bus"
"The Last Temptation of Krust" 193


Bart: Food patrol, how'd you do ?
Lisa holds up three berries
Bart: What? But where are all the lobsters, mangoes, and chewy, chewy cocoa beans?
Lisa: All we found were these berries, and they look pretty poisonous. (Squishes a purple berry)
Ralph: I ated the purple berries... oh (clutches stomach), oh (bends down), oh (falls over)
Bart: How are they Ralph?... Good?
Ralph: They taste like (pause) burning.
Bart: Welp, food patrol blew it.
Milhouse: Oh yeah? Well your shelter does not look like something to boast about.
Milhouse shows a crudely made treehouse out of twigs.
Bart: You will be thankful when monsoon season hits.
Bart's shelter collapses, finally snapping Bart out of his idea that being stranded on an island is a matter of survivalism, not a place to chill out like what is seen on TV.
Bart: Oh man. No food. No shelter. No monkey butlers. This island is a death trap. We should have just swam for it like Otto.
Open ocean. Otto is near exhaustion from all the swimming.
Otto{talking to himself}: Oh man, I cannot swim another inch. I am going to drown.
Otto sinks beneath water, but is then raised by being caught in a fishing net. Otto is then deposited onto a Chinese-flagged fishing trawler with hundreds of fish.
Otto: Oh ho! Thank the Good Dude, I am saved!
Fisherman #1{speaking Cantonese}: Shall we put him down below with the others?
Fisherman #2{speaking Cantonese}: You can never have too many slaves in the cannery.
Otto{speaking English}: I think I am going to like it aboard this ship!

Narrator: So the children learned how to function as a society, and eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say... Moe.

Homer: Compu-global-hyper-meganet, Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking, how may I direct your call? (hands the phone to Marge) It's Patty.
Season 9 Quotes
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson The Principal and the Pauper Lisa's Sax Treehouse of Horror VIII The Cartridge Family Bart Star The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons Lisa the Skeptic Realty Bites Miracle on Evergreen Terrace All Singing, All Dancing Bart Carny The Joy of Sect Das Bus The Last Temptation of Krust Dumbbell Indemnity Lisa the Simpson This Little Wiggy Simpson Tide The Trouble with Trillions Girly Edition Trash of the Titans King of the Hill Lost Our Lisa Natural Born Kissers