Camouflaged Intentions

Camouflaged Intentions

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 15 Update: Summer of Our Discontent Required characters: Lisa, Marge, Bart, Ned, Homer Optional characters: The Simpsons Family, Maggie, Desert Park Ranger, Park Ranger Johnson Previous quest(s): Communion Chameleon

Camouflaged Intentions is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer of Our Discontent content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After completing Communion Chameleon Maggie, I'm never going to convince the rest of the family to go see the Devil's Oasis! *takes a step, then face plants* I get it: "One step at a time." Good idea. I'll start with Mom. Hey Mom, wouldn't it be great if we took a family vacation? It would! Where could we go? Hmmm…I know! Springfield Desert State Park. The desert? Why can't it be a tropical island? Because Dad will insist on driving. Don't be silly. He won't want to do something that stupid. Again. Task: "Collect Tumbleweeds" (x60). Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x5). Task: "Make Lisa Defend Deserts as Good Vacation Spots". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Marge Wish She Could Go on a Normal Vacation". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. A trip to the desert? I don't know. Maggie, do you want to go to the desert? *takes a step, then face plants* I get it: You can't succeed unless you try. Okay, Lisa, as far as I'm concerned, we can go to Springfield Desert Park. Yes! One down, two to go. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Desert Tree

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Hey, Bart. I know you're going to object, but it's really important that— Let me stop you right there. Devil's Oasis? I'm in. You're in? But I had a whole heartfelt speech prepared. Maggie, did you hear the speech? *takes a step, then face plants* She fell flat on her face, huh? I prefer to interpret that action as meaning that my speech knocked her out. Yeah well, terrible speech or not, I'd be in anyway. Stuff is named after the Devil for only two reasons: it's either incredibly lame or incredibly awesome. And I'm willing to take the risk. Task: "Collect Tumbleweeds" (x100). Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x5). Task: "Make Lisa Worry That This Was Too Easy". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Delight in Worrying His Sister". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Oil Well

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Okay, that just leaves Dad. Are you ready for this? *takes a step, then face plants* You're right. He may be fall-down drunk. *pushes a recliner into the room* I fixed my recliner! No, you didn't. That's Ned Flanders' recliner! Stupid Flanders will never figure it out. And now I never have to leave the house. Or this room. Or this chair. *knocks on door* Homer, do you know anything about these tracks across our front lawns that go from my missing recliner to your front door? Stupid Flanders figured it out! D'oh! I know you're in there, Homer, I can hear your annoyed grunting. Lisa, you gotta get me out of here! Well…I do know of a great place to go that Ned Flanders will never follow you. Great! Let's go. *takes a step, then face plants* Task: "Collect Tumbleweeds" (x125). Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x10). Task: "Make Ned Resume Grumbling About Satan". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Have a Great Idea". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Surprisingly Get What She Wants". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Devil's Oasis, here we come! Dad, I'm thrilled you've decided to take us. You said stupid Flanders would never look for us there. That was before you strapped his recliner to the roof of the car. Don't worry about it, Lis, that thing fell off when we backed out of the garage. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Sand

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 My, that is a lot of sand. I haven't seen a sign of civilization for miles. It's like we drove into a giant hourglass. Filled with sand. I have to admit, even I'm losing my enthusiasm for this plan. And Dad hasn't done anything crazy yet. I know how to liven up this trip AND take advantage of all this sand… Uh oh. And you're supposed to be the smart one. Task: "Collect Tumbleweeds" (x100). Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x10). Task: "Make Homer Do Sand Donuts". The job takes place at Marge's Station Wagon, Homer's Car, Gas Stations, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make the Simpsons Try to Not Get Sick" (x3). The jobs take place at Marge's Station Wagon, Homer's Car, Gas Stations, or the Simpson House and take 4 hours. I can't take any more of this sand and…sand and…nothing else… and sand! Relax, Marge! I know what to do. Homer Simpson, don't you dare do another donut in the sand or I'll— Hold that threat, Mom! Look up ahead! It's a sign! Like a sign from God? Oh man, I was really hoping Ned was wrong about everything. No, it's an actual sign! We've arrived at Springfield Desert Park finally. You see, Marge. Surely not even you will complain about a few celebratory donuts now. Oh yes, I will! Now park the car! I'll park here. *hard left turn* No, I think I'll park here. *hard left turn* No, here. *hard left turn* STOP DOING DONUTS!!! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Springfield Desert State Park Sign

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 And here we are folks: The Devil's Oasis! ... ... ... ... But that's just a hole in the ground…that's on fire. Yes. Some miners accidentally set a coal vein on fire. On the plus side, it should burn out in another 240 years or so. Oh, honey, I'm sorry this isn't what you wanted. No, Mom, look! Desert chameleons! I guess what I meant was, I'm sorry this isn't what I wanted. Task: "Collect Tumbleweeds" (x160). Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x15). Task: "Make Lisa Document Chameleons". The job takes place at Ranger's Office, Springfield Desert State Park Sign, Marge's Station Wagon, Homer's Car, Gas Stations, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Trick Homer Into Making Sand Angels". The job takes place at Ranger's Office, Springfield Desert State Park Sign, Marge's Station Wagon, Homer's Car, Gas Stations, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Marge Stop Homer From Climbing Into Devil's Oasis". The job takes place at Ranger's Office, Springfield Desert State Park Sign, Marge's Station Wagon, Homer's Car, Gas Stations, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Homer, put your pants back on! But I got sand in my pants making sand angels. Is that what those were? I thought they were sand blobs. We can go home. I've got all the phone video of the desert chameleons that I need. Fine. I'm sure Flanders has bought a new recliner by now anyway. *tries to start the car* Uh, heh, one second. *tries to start the car again* What's wrong with the car? I'm no mechanic, but I've watched enough prank videos to know what sand in a car's radiator sounds like. And it sounds like that. Heh heh. Maybe all those sand donuts might not have been such a good idea after all… Quest reward: 200 and 20 The Devil's Oasis

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Summer of Our Discontent quests
Communion Chameleon • Camouflaged Intentions • Dunes, Dooms, and No Diners • The Blaze of Wrath • A Separate Dysfunctionality • The Incredulous Journey
Desert Park Ranger	Range Romancer
Park Ranger Johnson	The Trail Blazer
Sprinkles	Can I Get Sprinkles With That?
Delbert Fornby	Million Dollar Maybe
Calypso Self-Knowledge	Ego Trip and Fall
Cactus Lisa and Cactus Bart	Growing Pains • Cactus Bart's Excellent Adventure • A Thorn Among Roses
Cactus Maggie	Prickly Playmates
Thomas Jefferson	The Declaration
Desert Welding Yard	Desert Fires