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The Cropfather
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| The Cropfather
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Cropfather is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| Between April 19, 2024 and May 15, 2024
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It turns out something is still illegal in Springfield, and citizens can't get enough of the disgusting, highly addictive stuff!
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We run the tomacco business in this town but where is the flood of the supply coming from?
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*shrugs* Who knows?
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That's my point. I want YOU to know. Now go shake the trees.
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Got it, boss. Can I keep any peaches that drop out?
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Bring the information and the peaches back to me.
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Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x105).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Send His Guys to Investigate". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wise Guys Investigate Tomacco" (x2). The job takes place at Cletus's Farm or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Cletus, how come you're not keeping up with the mob's tomacco demand?
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I only gots one small plot and no amount of mule manure will increase production.
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Kwik-E-Marts got their demands too, ya know.
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Squeezed by convenience cartels? We'll see about that.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
The Confidential
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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Come clean, Apu, where's your tomacco supply coming from if it ain't from us?!
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Um…
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Don't make us break your legs 'cause we love doin' that.
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And you know what they say: doin' what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.
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Now s'pose you tell us who's supplying your tomacco?
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The Convenience Store Owners Oath of Service prevents me from being truthful so…
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…may I interest you in a beef jerky block instead?
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Waitaminute. If your oath stops ya from bein' truthful, is this really beef in this jerky?
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Sorry. Oath of Service, remember.
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Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x85).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Wait to Hear From His Guys". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Louie is owned: Task: "Make Louie Buy an Absurd Amount of Beef Jerky". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or Eatery and takes 4 hours.
If Legs is owned: Task: "Make Legs Worry About What's in This Beef Jerky". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or Eatery and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Tell Wise Guys About…the Cropfather". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
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Okay. I'm breaking the Oath so that you're not breaking my legs. The man you seek is known only as…the Cropfather.
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Whoa! That's a cool name.
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So cool. But that's all you can tell us after we bought all your mystery meat jerky?
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Okay…his name might also be Homer.
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Homer? Why is that name so familiar?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Cletus' Corn Field
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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Mike Wegman…time to take a little ride.
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Look, fellas…if this is about me missin' a payment, I can explain…by RUNNING AWAY!
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*grabs Mike* Easy there, horsie.
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We're only lookin' for the tomacco "Cropfather". All we got to go on is a name — "Homer".
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You mean Homer Simpsons — my mentor at the nuclear power plant? He's a power-planting genius!
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That explains where he's getting all the radioactive gunk to grow tomacco!
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If he's around radiation so much, how come he doesn't have superpowers?
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Homer Simpsons has more superpowers than Superman, Spider-Man, and Patrick Mahomes combined!
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Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x105).
If Mike Wegman is owned: Task: "Make Mike Wegman Defend Homer Simpsons". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Louie is owned: Task: "Make Louie Worry That Homer Might Have Super Powers". The job takes place at Cooling Towers or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Legs is owned: Task: "Make Legs Get Homer's Current Whereabouts From Mike". The job takes place at the Mike Wegman Center, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Wonder What's Taking His Guys so Long". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, Visitable Homes or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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We found the guy who's supplying all the tomacco. He's been right under your nose.
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Are you insulting the bulbicity of my schnozzola?
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No, boss, no!
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In college, my roommate had a whole hydroponics lab set up right under our noses.
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Legs, you went to a post-secondary institution?
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On a bocce ball scholarship.
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I'm impressed. As your capo, I try to encourage higher education.
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I'm gettin' outta 6th grade this year.
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You best hold off on your braggadocio, Louie.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Spuckler Barn
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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This is the address Michael Wegman gave you for this Homer mook?
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Howdy, city fellers!
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When we were here before, you didn't tell us you knew who was supplying all the non-mob tomacco.
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You didn't ask me no nevermind about who's doin' all the other growin'.
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What is this slackjaw saying? I don't speak Bumpkin.
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Relax, boss. I took Bumpkin for my language requirement in college.
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Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x115).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Start to Lose His Patience". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Legs is owned: Task: "Make Legs Translate Bumpkin for Fat Tony" (xCletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or Brown House). The job takes 4 hours.
If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Explain the Tomacco Syndicate" (xCletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or Brown House). The job takes 4 hours.
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This city feller moseyed up with a buncha mud nuggets and some glowin' green sticks, and tells the folks here 'bouts to plant 'em together and we'd be happier than a sow in slop.
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Legs?
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Homer came here with seeds and radioactive rods and now everyone is growing tomacco for him.
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I don't care how long it takes — find this mastermind called Homer!
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Hey! I think my name's Homer.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Springfield Sports Palace
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Pt. 5
| After completing Pt. 4
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Homer, I'm impressed with how you've organized these hillbillies into a tomacco empire. But there's one thing your operation is missing.
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Don't say dental plan. With all these toothless yokels I employ, the premiums would wipe me out.
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I'm talking about a partner. With my muscle and illicit business acumen combined with your radioactive material and network of drooling farmers, you can be more than just some guy selling highly addictive tobacco-infused vegetables.
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*gasp* I could be a Godfather?!
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No. But you could be…the Cropfather.
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Task: "Collect Tomaccos" (x145).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Butter Homer Up". The job takes place at Cooling Towers or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Become…the Cropfather". The job takes place at Cooling Towers or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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So whaddaya say…Cropfather?
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*crying* I've been called Crapfather, Crudfather, Flabfather… This is the first time I've been any kind of father that isn't an insult!
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You've got a deal…Tomacco Tony.
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Don't do that.
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Sorry. I just thought you needed a cool nickname, too.
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I'm good with the name my dear mother gave me at birth — Fat Tony.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
The Cropfather
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