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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Oh that's ridiculous Lisa, everyone knows leprechauns are extinct! | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Oh that's ridiculous Lisa, everyone knows leprechauns are extinct! | ||
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{{qf|Lisa}} I can't stand those morons! | {{qf|Lisa}} I can't stand those morons! | ||
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- Lisa: You exploited peoples deepest beliefs just to sell your cheesy wares! Well we are outraged! [to Chief Wiggum] Aren't we?
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, uh yeah, I guess so, but look at all the stores! A Pottery Barn!
- Lisa: Because it doesn't make any sense at all! If you believe in angels why not unicorns or elves, or leprechauns?
- Kent Brockman: Oh that's ridiculous Lisa, everyone knows leprechauns are extinct!
- Moe: Science? What's science ever done for us?
- Lisa: I can't stand those morons!
- Marge: Maybe so, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't call them morons.
- Lisa: But they are morons! What kind of grown person could believe in angels?
- Marge: Well, your mother for one.
- Lisa: You? But you're an intelligent person, Mom.
- Marge: There has to be more to life than just what we see, Lisa. If you can't take a leap of faith every once in a while, well, then I feel sorry for you.
- Lisa: Don't feel sorry for me mom, I feel sorry for you.
