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| − | {{qf|Apu}} Over, under, round and round so your feet won't touch the ground. ''[ | + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Over, under, round and round so your feet won't touch the ground. ''[he throws the noose rope over a pipe]'' Now, let's see what awaits me in the next life. ''[he looks over a reincarnation chart]'' First I was a tiger, a snake, a Clod, a goat with a hat, then me. ''[looks at his next incarnations]'' Hoo, a tapeworm, then assistant to [[Lorne Michaels]]! It's going to be a rough couple of lifetimes. |
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} ''[to Apu]'' I saw you and that Squishee Lady canoodling like junkyard rabbits! | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[to Apu]'' I saw you and that Squishee Lady canoodling like junkyard rabbits! |
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| − | :''[At the Civil War re-enactment]'' | + | :''[At the Civil War re-enactment.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Hey you dead people, stop playing cards! And Stonewall Jackson, stop rollerblading! | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Hey you dead people, stop playing cards! And {{w|Stonewall Jackson}}, stop rollerblading! |
| − | {{qf|Disco Stu}} The south will boogie again! | + | {{qf|[[Disco Stu]]}} The south will boogie again! |
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| − | {{qf|Manjula}} Not tonight. I said, not tonight! Wait, something's wrong, why aren't you pressuring me for sex. | + | {{qf|[[Manjula]]}} Not tonight. I said, not tonight! Wait, something's wrong, why aren't you pressuring me for sex. |
{{qf|Apu}} Oh I'm just happy to lie here appreciating and respecting you. | {{qf|Apu}} Oh I'm just happy to lie here appreciating and respecting you. | ||
{{qf|Manjula}} Okay buster, what is going on. | {{qf|Manjula}} Okay buster, what is going on. | ||
{{qf|Apu}} Nothing. How could you even accuse me of repeated infidelity? Oh I'm so angry I could just fall asleep. | {{qf|Apu}} Nothing. How could you even accuse me of repeated infidelity? Oh I'm so angry I could just fall asleep. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} Nothing, nothing, there's nothing eating me up inside. | + | {{qf|Homer}} Nothing, nothing, there's nothing eating me up inside. [his eyeball is twitching and moving all over the place]'' |
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh, it must be something big. Something you did? Something you saw. ''[gasps]'' Apu is having an affair? | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, it must be something big. Something you did? Something you saw. ''[gasps]'' Apu is having an affair? | ||
{{qf|Homer}} I know! Can you believe it? Oh, Manjula is just going to die. | {{qf|Homer}} I know! Can you believe it? Oh, Manjula is just going to die. | ||
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{{qf|Apu}} Please, could you just take the children home? The porno magazine buyers are too embarrassed to make their move. Look. | {{qf|Apu}} Please, could you just take the children home? The porno magazine buyers are too embarrassed to make their move. Look. | ||
| − | {{qf|Moe}} C'mon! | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} C'mon! |
{{Season 13|Q}} | {{Season 13|Q}} | ||
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- [Apu is preparing a hangman's noose]
- Apu: Over, under, round and round so your feet won't touch the ground. [he throws the noose rope over a pipe] Now, let's see what awaits me in the next life. [he looks over a reincarnation chart] First I was a tiger, a snake, a Clod, a goat with a hat, then me. [looks at his next incarnations] Hoo, a tapeworm, then assistant to Lorne Michaels! It's going to be a rough couple of lifetimes.
- Homer: [to Apu] I saw you and that Squishee Lady canoodling like junkyard rabbits!
- [At the Civil War re-enactment.]
- Principal Skinner: Hey you dead people, stop playing cards! And Stonewall Jackson, stop rollerblading!
- Disco Stu: The south will boogie again!
- Manjula: Not tonight. I said, not tonight! Wait, something's wrong, why aren't you pressuring me for sex.
- Apu: Oh I'm just happy to lie here appreciating and respecting you.
- Manjula: Okay buster, what is going on.
- Apu: Nothing. How could you even accuse me of repeated infidelity? Oh I'm so angry I could just fall asleep.
- Homer: Nothing, nothing, there's nothing eating me up inside. [his eyeball is twitching and moving all over the place]
- Marge: Oh, it must be something big. Something you did? Something you saw. [gasps] Apu is having an affair?
- Homer: I know! Can you believe it? Oh, Manjula is just going to die.
- Homer: The Squishee Lady! Oh my god. I know you must get this all the time, but can I suggest a flavor.
- Squishee Lady: Go ahead.
- Homer: Grape.
- Apu: Please, could you just take the children home? The porno magazine buyers are too embarrassed to make their move. Look.
- Moe: C'mon!
