Difference between revisions of "Homer the Vigilante/Quotes"
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:'''[[Marge]]''': I don't think the guns are a good idea. | :'''[[Marge]]''': I don't think the guns are a good idea. | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': Marge! We're responsible adults and— ''(*bang) | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': Marge! We're responsible adults and— ''(*bang)'' |
:'''[[Moe]]''': Whoops. | :'''[[Moe]]''': Whoops. | ||
:'''Homer''': And if a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way—* | :'''Homer''': And if a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way—* | ||
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Captain McAllister]]''': Sorry. |
:'''[[Skinner]]''': Uh-oh. | :'''[[Skinner]]''': Uh-oh. | ||
:'''Moe''': Me again. | :'''Moe''': Me again. | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': Sorry. | :'''[[Bart]]''': Sorry. | ||
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| − | :'''Flanders:''' "Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!" ''( | + | :'''[[Flanders]]:''' "Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!" ''(everyone cheers)'' |
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| − | Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, Apu, Principal Skinner, & Barney) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a college student playing a saxophone for money. | + | :''[Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, [[Apu]], Principal Skinner, & [[Barney]]) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a college student playing a saxophone for money.]'' |
:'''Homer:''' "Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone?" | :'''Homer:''' "Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone?" | ||
:'''Student:''' ''(pause)'' "Sears." | :'''Student:''' ''(pause)'' "Sears." | ||
| − | :'''Homer:''' "GET HIM!" ''( | + | :'''Homer:''' "GET HIM!" ''(they proceed in chasing the student)'' |
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| − | :'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(at the bottom of a big hole)'' "NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!" | + | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' ''(at the bottom of a big hole)'' "NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!" |
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| − | :'''Kent Brockman:''' "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%." | + | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%." |
:'''Homer:''' "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that." | :'''Homer:''' "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that." | ||
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- Marge: I don't think the guns are a good idea.
- Homer: Marge! We're responsible adults and— (*bang)
- Moe: Whoops.
- Homer: And if a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way—*
- Captain McAllister: Sorry.
- Skinner: Uh-oh.
- Moe: Me again.
- Bart: Sorry.
- Flanders: "Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!" (everyone cheers)
- [Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, Apu, Principal Skinner, & Barney) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a college student playing a saxophone for money.]
- Homer: "Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone?"
- Student: (pause) "Sears."
- Homer: "GET HIM!" (they proceed in chasing the student)
- Chief Wiggum: (at the bottom of a big hole) "NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!"
- Kent Brockman: "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%."
- Homer: "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that."
