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(The school bell rings)

Milhouse: "School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!"

(Milhouse then runs out of the classroom)

Krabappel: I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer doesn't start until end of the day, (points to a clock that reads 9:00 A.M.) not at the beginning.

(Ned Flanders begins work on Homer's sump pump problem)

Ned: "Hello Mr. Brown-ground, whatcha got for me?"

Lisa (lamenting her lack of friends): "These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will."

(Lisa walks by the town library, and imagines the literary figures coming to life. The Mad Hatter and Alice from Alice in Wonderland appears)

Alice (timidly): Won't you join our tea party? It'd be ever so- don't do it Lisa, it's a trick!

(Suddenly, the Mad Hatter grabs Alice, and holds a loaded gun to her temple)

Alice: Run! Run!"

Lisa: "Like y'know, whatever."

Lisa: "You don't control the birds. You will someday, but not now."

Milhouse: "Hey Bart! Lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids...and she looks like Blossom!"

(While playing the 'Mystery Date' game in the Flanders' beach house, Homer notices the similarity of the 'dud' character to Milhouse)

Homer: "Hey! He looks just like you, poindexter!"

Valu-Mart Clerk: "The M-320: Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it."

(Marge is digging through the groceries Homer bought at the store)

Marge: "Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out! Didn't you buy any meat?"

Homer (patting the M-320): "He he he, This baby's sure to kill somethin'!"

(Homer discovers his car covered in starfish and seashells)

Homer: "Sweet Merciful crap, my car!"