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Summer of 4 Ft. 2/Quotes

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Season 7 Episode Quotes
152 "Homerpalooza"
153
"Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
"Treehouse of Horror VII" 154


Milhouse: School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!
[Milhouse runs out of the school]
Edna Krabappel: Well, I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer vacation starts at the end of the day, not the beginning.

Nelson: Who died and made you boss?
Lisa: Mr. Estes, the publications advisor.

Lisa: I don't get it. Straight A's, perfect attendance, Bathroom Timer... I should be the most popular girl in school.

Lisa: Friends? Hah! These are my only friends... Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.
Marge: Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls.

Homer: Hey. Hmm, somebody's travelin' light.
Lisa: Maybe you're getting stronger.
Homer: Well, I have been eating more...

Bart: When the hell are we gonna get to... where the hell are we going?
Marge: [annoyed murmur] It's called Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport. It's known as "America's scrod-basket."
Bart: I thought Springfield was America's scrod-basket.
Marge: No, Springfield is "America's crud-bucket." At least according to Newsweek.

Lisa: Like, you know, whatever. Like, you know, whatever.

Lisa: My goony brother's always going to libraries. I usually hang out in front
Erin: Oh, you like hangin' out, too?
Lisa: Well, it beats doing stuff.
Erin: Yeah, stuff sucks.

Homer: Um... let me have one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... and some illegal fireworks... and one of those disposable enemas. No, make it two.

Lisa: Well, we could do something fun. Um, how 'bout a beach party?
Erin: Great idea, Lis.
Rick: Yeah, I know where there's a beach!
Dean: I know where we can get some baguettes!

Bart: I guess my little yearbook stunt was pretty rough, but it did teach you a lesson: It's important to be yourself.
Lisa: I know exactly who I am. I am the sister of a rotten, jealous, mean little sneak. You cost me my only friends! You ruined my life!

Dean: You taught us about cool things like nature and why we shouldn't drink sea water.
Season 7 Quotes
Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two) Radioactive Man Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily Bart Sells His Soul Lisa the Vegetarian Treehouse of Horror VI King-Size Homer Mother Simpson Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular Marge Be Not Proud Team Homer Two Bad Neighbors Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield Bart the Fink Lisa the Iconoclast Homer the Smithers The Day the Violence Died A Fish Called Selma Bart on the Road 22 Short Films About Springfield Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish" Much Apu About Nothing Homerpalooza Summer of 4 Ft. 2