Summer of 4 Ft. 2/Quotes
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- Milhouse: School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!
- [Milhouse runs out of the school]
- Edna Krabappel: Well, I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer vacation starts at the end of the day, not the beginning.
- Nelson: Who died and made you boss?
- Lisa: Mr. Estes, the publications advisor.
- Lisa: I don't get it. Straight A's, perfect attendance, Bathroom Timer... I should be the most popular girl in school.
- Lisa: Friends? Hah! These are my only friends... Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.
- Marge: Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls.
- Homer: Hey. Hmm, somebody's travelin' light.
- Lisa: Maybe you're getting stronger.
- Homer: Well, I have been eating more...
- Bart: When the hell are we gonna get to... where the hell are we going?
- Marge: [annoyed murmur] It's called Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport. It's known as "America's scrod-basket."
- Bart: I thought Springfield was America's scrod-basket.
- Marge: No, Springfield is "America's crud-bucket." At least according to Newsweek.
- Lisa: Like, you know, whatever. Like, you know, whatever.
- Lisa: My goony brother's always going to libraries. I usually hang out in front
- Erin: Oh, you like hangin' out, too?
- Lisa: Well, it beats doing stuff.
- Erin: Yeah, stuff sucks.
- Homer: Um... let me have one of those porno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... and some illegal fireworks... and one of those disposable enemas. No, make it two.
- Lisa: Well, we could do something fun. Um, how 'bout a beach party?
- Erin: Great idea, Lis.
- Rick: Yeah, I know where there's a beach!
- Dean: I know where we can get some baguettes!
- Bart: I guess my little yearbook stunt was pretty rough, but it did teach you a lesson: It's important to be yourself.
- Lisa: I know exactly who I am. I am the sister of a rotten, jealous, mean little sneak. You cost me my only friends! You ruined my life!
- Dean: You taught us about cool things like nature and why we shouldn't drink sea water.
