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- Lisa: Mom! You mother us too much!
- Marge: Enjoy it while you can kids! Because when you are grown up and I am dead, you will have no one to look after you!
- [Bart and Lisa depart for school. Homer enters living room.]
- Homer: Marge! A spider got near the car keys!
- Marge: You did the right thing in coming to me, Homie.
- Homer: Papa Bear has a present for his Mama Bear.
- [Springfield Elementary. Miss Krabappel's class is having their picture taken.]
- Edna Krabappel: Children, stop fidgeting! Bart Simpson, why are you scratching so much? Oh my goodness, you have head lice! How could this have happened?
- [Flashback to Van Houten residence. A monkey is atop Bart's head.]
- Milhouse: We found him asleep inside a wicker basket we bought at Pier One!
- [Springfield Elementary.]
- Bart: [to himself] Hey, how come I got lice and nothing bad happened to Milhouse?
- [Milhouse has the chills, indicating he is sick and has a fever.]
- Milhouse: [talking to himself while shivering] So cold... so very cold.
- Maude Flanders: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to do.
- Ned Flanders: [upon learning that the Simpsons children were not baptized] Until this I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less-hellbound family.
- Marge: I miss how Bart would say something and end with Dude.
- Bart: Here you go, Todd, the city edition.
- Ned Flanders: The bridal feast of Bethchedruharrezeb?
- Lisa: Everything has a Pat Booneish Quality.
- Maude Flanders: Come on Bart, your younger sister is not complaining.
- Bart: The only reason Maggie is not complaining is because she cannot talk!
- [Maggie removes her pacifier.]
- Maggie: Daddily doodily!
- Marge: The only thing I am high on is love! Love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little L.S.D. is all I need!
- [Homer is shocked by what Marge unitentionally said and ushers her out.]
- Homer: Come on Marge, let us get out of here before they change their minds about us!
