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"Lisa the Vegetarian"

"When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bovine University!"

―Ralph Wiggum^[src]

A great Ralph line. -- Mythigator 15:25, 5 June 2012 (EDT)

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1. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 13:36, 28 July 2012 (EDT)
2. --Cook879 15:27, 30 November 2012 (EST)

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"Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"

"It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"

―Groundskeeper Willie

"You Scots sure are a contentious people."

―Seymour Skinner

"You just made an enemy for life!"

―Groundskeeper Willie^[src]

A funny Willie moment. The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)} 15:49, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

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1. Good, but I think just the first line might be better. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 16:15, 3 May 2013 (EDT)
2.  :P --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 18:49, 3 May 2013 (EDT)
3. It would be an okay quote with just the first line, but the other lines have the exchange between Skinner and Willie and make it better. -- Mythigator 09:33, 29 May 2013 (EDT)

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@Randomno, that's probably because you have no idea what "contentious" means, which is the whole joke of Willie's reply to Skinner. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 16:37, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

XD That's pretty much it. Let's Oogle it! | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 17:00, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

Definiton didn't help. :| | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 17:03, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

Googling "define:contentious" brought up: "Causing or likely to cause an argument; controversial." define: is your friend. ☆The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)}☆ 03:22, 4 May 2013 (EDT)

I said the definition didn't help. :| | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 03:26, 4 May 2013 (EDT)

"Treehouse of Horror IV"

"Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos."

―Homer Simpson^[src]

I like this quote. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 04:20, 18 January 2013 (EST)

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1. . :P --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 18:13, 18 January 2013 (EST)
2. OK quote, typical Homer. -- Mythigator 09:35, 15 February 2013 (EST)

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Twitter

"Gotta tweet fast, Marge is making my favorite thing for dinner – food!"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

A funny tweet from Homer. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 06:11, 1 July 2012 (EDT)

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1. I like it. We've had quotes and nominations aplenty showing Homer's dumbness; now we've got one showing his gluttony. -- Mythigator 10:23, 15 September 2012 (EDT)
2. Yeah, I like it. Is it the first tweet by "Homer" up for featured quote nomination? --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 08:32, 12 January 2013 (EST)

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1. It's ok, but not really anything super funny. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

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• This is the second tweet up for nomination, Fred. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 14:01, 8 April 2013 (EDT)
  • Oh, awesome. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 05:40, 14 June 2013 (EDT)

"Pulpit Friction"

"The only thing bigger than you is you tomorrow."

―Bart Simpson to Homer

Typical Bart. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 15:42, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

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1. Classic Bart attitude and a good zinger on Homer. Also, a good example of a quote that works well on its own. -- Mythigator 09:38, 29 May 2013 (EDT)
2. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 13:04, 2 August 2013 (EDT)
3. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 03:35, August 31, 2013 (EDT)

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"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"

"Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son'."

―Lionel Hutz^[src]

A funny quote. ☆The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)}☆ 15:03, 6 August 2013 (EDT)

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1. -- Webkinz ManiaTalkContributionsEditcount 21:05, 6 August 2013 (EDT)
2. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 03:35, August 31, 2013 (EDT)
3. Classic Hutz. -- Mythigator (talk) 18:07, September 28, 2013 (EDT)

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"Last Exit to Springfield"

"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter", you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...''"

―Abraham Simpson^[src]

A long but funny quote. The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)} 06:55, 24 August 2013 (EDT)

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1. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 03:35, August 31, 2013 (EDT)
2. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 17:41, October 12, 2013 (EDT)
3. Classic Abe. -- Mythigator (talk) 01:15, October 16, 2013 (EDT)

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1. It doesn't work in print form, in my opinion. Homer to the Max (talk) 19:28, September 28, 2013 (EDT)

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"Fraudcast News"

"All my daughter ever did was tell people to think for themselves. I may be her father, but when I grow up, I wanna be just like her, except still a dude."

―Homer Simpson^[src]

A very fun quote.Loco87 ^{(talk / contribs)} 0:31, 1 September 2013 (EDT)

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1. The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)} 07:22, January 1, 2014 (EST)

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"A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again"

"Bart's been raptured! And his crap's been craptured!"

―Homer^[src]

Sure to be a classic Homerism when more time goes by. -- Mythigator (talk) 01:22, October 16, 2013 (EDT)

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"Bart's Friend Falls in Love"

"Oh, don't worry children. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone."

―Edna Krabappel

In Memory of Marcia Wallace, one of (in my opinion) Krabappel's funniest quotes. - Flanders2000- Okilly-Dokilly-Doo! (talk) 04:45, October 31, 2013 (EDT)

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"Lisa on Ice"

"Bart Simpson, will you put your hand down? You haven't had a single right answer all day."

―Edna^[src]

I thought that this was one of Edna's best lines. -- Webkinz ManiaTalkContributionsEditcount 11:09, October 27, 2013 (EDT)

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1. The Solar Dragon 07:58, May 1, 2014 (EDT)

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"Fat Man and Little Boy"

"Daddy, can I have this one?"

―Rod Flanders

"Hmm. "Get bent"? Well, the only thing that can mean is kneel down and pray! I'll take the whole box. Get bent, everyone!"

―Ned Flanders^[src]

Ned's logic. :P Homer to the Max (talk) 19:38, September 28, 2013 (EDT)

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Without any context this was pretty funny. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 12:25, November 4, 2013 (EST)

It's funny because Ned such a pious person and he's saying an obscene term so enthusiastically. Daxxoxx's Talk 09:51, May 2, 2014 (EDT)/sig4

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1. Depends too much on the context to work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator (talk) 20:38, September 28, 2013 (EDT)

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"Blood Feud"

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

―Homer

"OK, Mr. Burns! Er, what's your first name?"

―Post Office worker

"I don't know! [outside the post office] Great plan, Bart(!)"

―Homer^[src]

A funny quote from "Blood Feud", and shows Homer's dumbness. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 15:32, 8 September 2012 (EDT)

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1. One of those ones which doesn't work too well on its own. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 16:45, 14 March 2013 (EDT)
   Another thing is that you can't really express Homer's voice and feelings in the quote. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 15:36, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

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1. Doesn't work as a featured quote because it relies too much on the context. -- Mythigator 09:36, 29 May 2013 (EDT)
2. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 05:38, 14 June 2013 (EDT)

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"Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"

"Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, Like Englishmen and Scots, Welshmen and Scots, Or Japanese and Scots, Or Scots and Scots, Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!"

―Groundskeeper Willie^[src]

A funny from Willie when he talking about his old country. /AleWi (talk) 15:20, September 28, 2013 (EDT)

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1. Please check the previously featured quotes before nominating, AleWi. :P ☆The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)}☆ 18:08, September 28, 2013 (EDT)
2. Agreed with Solar Dragon.. Homer to the Max (talk) 19:38, September 28, 2013 (EDT)
3. I love this quote, but it's already been featured. -- Mythigator (talk) 20:40, September 28, 2013 (EDT)