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Homer [to Flanders]: You wear a bathing suit in the bathtub?

Flanders: Yeah! So I can't see my own shrinky-dink!

Homer: Makes sense.

Flanders: You softcore sophomores took advantage of my trustful nature! And sullied the Internet by putting pornography on it! Get out!

Lisa: I feel so much empathy for those villagers. They had to drink their own tears.

Bart: I was so bored, I cut the ponytail off of the guy in front of us. (holds it to the back his head) Look at me, I'm a grad student. I'm 30 years old and made $600 last year.

Marge: Bart! Don't make fun of grad students. They just made a terrible life choice.

Bart: Mom, I don't want to read, it's the weekend.

Bart: I know what we can “Ask Jeeves.” Why does he suck?

Homer: Don't worry, I'll straighten things out with Coach Clay. We're good buddies. We play this game called who can punch the softest and he always lets me win.

Homer: And the best part is stupid Flanders doesn't even know it's happening in his stupid house; hence my nickname, stupid Flanders.

Lisa: You've totally humiliated the best friend the Simpsons ever had.

Homer: You're right, but you know who the real victim is here? Ned.

Lisa: That's what we've been trying to tell you!

Lady: Winner of the Romanian Film Festival's Prestigious Golden Bucket...Holy crap, someone's actually calling!

Moe: Homer's the one what wised us up to the sexy goings-on.

Flanders: Homer, is this true?

Homer: Ned, I had no choice. It was just so funny.

Homer: Last-diddly-ast? Oh he's gone! And it's all someone's fault!