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Latest revision as of 17:50, August 12, 2024


A Separate Dysfunctionality
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Summer of Our Discontent
Required characters: Normal Springfielders, Marge, Homer, Lisa, Bart
Optional characters: The Simpsons Family, Maggie, Ned, Cactus Lisa, Cactus Bart, Calypso Self-Knowledge, Delbert Fornby, Desert Park Ranger, Park Ranger Johnson
Previous quest(s): Communion Chameleon
Next quest(s): The Incredulous Journey

A Separate Dysfunctionality is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer of Our Discontent content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between July 2, 2024 and July 17, 2024
Legs - Angry Even under the best circumstances I hate coming to the desert with a shovel. But to get my car out of the mud?! Fuggetaboutit!
Homer Consider it forgotten about.
Louie - Angry You keep mouthing off like that, Simpson, and we'll "take care" of you.
Homer Oh, how kind of you.
Uncle Zio - Annoyed People who don't understand mob lingo give me agita. *spits on Homer's shoes and walks off*
Homer Thanks, but I don't think a spit shine will last in all this mud.
Task: "Collect Cactus Juice" (x60).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x10).
Task: "Make Festival Attendees Continue to Be Angry" (x5). The jobs take place at Blazing Guy, Deluxe Desert Tent, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Steer the Family Away from Other People". The job takes place at Blazing Guy, Deluxe Desert Tent, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer See Flashing Lights in the Sky". The job takes place at Blazing Guy, Deluxe Desert Tent, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa See Them Too". The job takes place at Blazing Guy, Deluxe Desert Tent, The Devil's Oasis, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Confused Uh, Marge, I'm seeing flashing lights off in the distance.
Marge - Annoyed How much of Cletus' moonshine have you had?
Lisa - Shocked Mom, I see them too! Look!
Bart - Surprised I'll bet those lights are from one of those desert casinos I once saw in an ad that I accidentally clicked on in front of a ViewTube video on UFO conspiracy theories.
Homer Sounds convincing to me. Let's go see.
Marge - Thoughtful I guess it isn't the worst idea you've had today.
Lisa - Deadpan It may not even be in the top five.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Cactus Bundle

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Bart - Delirious I think it really is a casino!
Homer - Happy Forget calling for a ride! We're spending the night here — on me! *starts running*
Lisa - Worried Mom, what do you call something that appears to be in the desert but really isn't there?
Marge - Nervous Hope.
Task: "Collect Cactus Juice" (x100).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x15).
Task: "Make Marge Worry Some More". The job takes place at Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Dream of Watching TV". The job takes place at Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Dream of the Casino Buffet". The job takes place at Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Dream of Sneaking Into a Poker Game". The job takes place at Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Happy Hello, Mr. Concierge! I'm so glad to see you! *big hug*
Lisa - Worried Uh, Dad. The casino was just a mirage.
Homer - Cactus Bandage Yeah, I get that now.
Marge - Scared We're going to be trapped in this desert forever!
Homer - Cactus Bandage Marge, look! I see another casino on top of that cliff!
Bart - Annoyed Hang on, Pinhead. Who'd build a casino on top of a cliff?
Marge - Sad Bart's right. It's probably another mirage. Let's keep going.
Cregg Demon - Surprised Hey, where are those people down there going?
Tribal Chief - Sad I don't know. I'm starting to think maybe building a casino on top of a cliff wasn't such a great idea.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mirage Ahead Sign

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Lisa - Exhausted I've never been this thirsty in my life.
Bart - Exhausted Water...need water...
Homer - Thoughtful Or light beer. Same thing, really.
Marge - Sleepy I don't know where we're going to find any water. This desert goes on forever!
Bart - Exhausted Is that another hotel concierge or a really big cactus? I can't tell anymore.
Homer - Proud Either way, I know how to get water from a cactus.
Lisa - Exhausted Uh, how exactly?
Homer - Happy I remember it from a scene in "McBain of Arabia".
Lisa - Curious Don't you mean "Lawrence of Arabia"?
Homer Maybe. I watched it on my phone so the guy was pretty small.
Task: "Collect Cactus Juice" (x125).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x20).
Task: "Make Homer Slice Open the Cacti". The job takes place at the Mother Cactus, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Simpsons Drink Cactus Juice" (x2). The jobs take place at the Mother Cactus, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Start to Feel Loopy". The job takes place at the Mother Cactus, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Happy Sweet, sweet, thirst-quenching cactus juice! It's the quenchiest!
Bart - Happy It tastes terrible yet feels so good!
Lisa - Confused Maybe too good. Does anyone else feel a little strange?
Marge No. This is the first time I've felt good since we left home.
Homer - Nervous Uh, oh. That can't be right.
Lisa - Shocked I'll say. LOOK! *points at a group of shadowy figures in the darkness*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Slot Canyon Slots

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Homer - Confused Relax, Sweetie, those are just more cacties? Cactussusses? Cacatusi? What's the plural of cactus?
Cactus Maggie *suck, suck*
Homer - Tipsy Thanks, Maggie. The plural of cactus is *suck suck*.
Maggie - Surprised *gasp*
Lisa - Shocked *gasp*
Bart - Surprised They're cactus person versions...of us!
Marge - Nervous What do we do now?
Lisa - Suspicious We have no choice.
Homer - Nervous Run away?
Lisa - Angry We have to kill our cacti selves!
Homer - Serious Oh, that's the plural: "Cacti selves."
Task: "Collect Cactus Juice" (x125).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x30).
Task: "Make Simpsons Fight Their Cacti Selves" (x4). The job takes place at the Mother Cactus, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Marge You know, fighting a cactus version of yourself when you're high on cactus juice is strangely cathartic. I realize now I shouldn't let things stress me out so much.
Lisa I know. I realize I don't need to try so hard at everything.
Bart - Sad And I realize I should probably start trying harder at everything.
Cactus Homer And I realize people shouldn't be so critical of me, because I'm pretty great.
Homer - Happy Hey, this guy is on to something.
Marge - Annoyed Homer, have you been fighting your cactus self or not?
Homer - Tipsy I started to but I realized he's got more of that sweet cactus juice inside him than I do. It wouldn't have been a fair fight until I evened it out.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Cactus Maggie

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Marge - Sleepy Oh, boy! That cactus juice really went to my head. I can't walk anymore. *lays down*
Homer - Sad *lays down* I guess this is the end of the line for the Simpsons. We had a good run.
Bart - Sad *lays down* We had a long run.
Lisa - Sad *lays down* This last year feels like it's been going on for decades.
Maggie - Sad *lays down* *suck suck*
Bart - Curious Hey, what's that over there?
Lisa - Surprised *gasp* It's the desert chameleons! And they're all marching single file in a line!
Lisa Let's follow them!
Homer Only if they're marching to the nearest cactus juice bar.
Task: "Collect Cactus Juice" (x160).
Task: "Capture Chameleons" (x40).
Task: "Make Simpsons Debate Giving Up" (x3). The jobs take place at the Mother Cactus, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Convince Family to Follow the Chameleons". The job takes place at the Mother Cactus, Cacti, Rocks, Parks, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Bart - Exhausted Ugh! I hate that you talked us into getting up and walking again! I feel like we've been walking forever.
Lisa - Exhausted They're taking us to the top of Springfield Mesa!
Marge - Sleepy How is that going to help us?
Ned - Happy Hi-diddly-ho, neighboreenos!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Springfield Mesa

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Extract Cactus Juice Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Ned 4h Cacti, Trees, or Brown House Cactus Juice5, XP45
Harvest Cactus Juice Cactus Lisa, Cactus Bart, Calypso Self-Knowledge, Delbert Fornby, Desert Park Ranger, Park Ranger Johnson Cactus Juice8, XP70