Difference between revisions of "Lisa Smash and Bash!"

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Lisa Smash and Bash! is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Superheroes 2 content update. It requires Clobber Girl to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark Oh awesome Lisa, you have your super strength back! How 'bout beating up Nelson for me? No Bart! Super strength doesn't mean one has to use it for violence. I will show people that problems can be solved without violence. Like opening this pickle jar for me? Task: "Make Clobber Girl Open a Stuck Jar". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds. Whoa, Lisa! I just wanted the lid off, not the jar smashed to bits with your fists. Hmm, guess my super powers cause me to be a little more violent than I need to be. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark Excuse me Clobber Girl, but my safe door seems to be stuck, could you open it for me? That sounds like an innocent non-violent use of my power. Alright, losers... this is like a hold up. Correction: not "like a hold up," this IS one. Clobber Girl! Do Something! Task: "Make Clobber Girl Throw a Safe". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Thanks Clobber Girl. But now my safe is a permanent part of Mr. Snake. Gahh! I did it again. I just can't help being too violent. It's just such a quick and easy way to solve problems. I need to be better than this, no more violence! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark Clobber Girl! You have to help! Bart and Nelson have gotten into a fight! I'll help, but not with my super strength. I'll save the day with my words. I'm tired of your bullying, you gap-tooth, torn sleeved doofus! That's it Simpson! I'll knock your block off and put your skull on my bicycle handlebars! Guys, stop! There are better paths to take than violence. Shut up, Slobber Girl. Bart's gonna be my punching bag forever! Owwww. Enough! Task: "Make Clobber Girl Break Up the Fight". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours. You knocked out the bully and your brother without breaking a sweat! Now you've got me sweating! Milhouse, I already feel super bad. What do you mean? That was super cool! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Mom, I promised myself that I wouldn't use violence but it's all I've done! I'm such a bad person. You're not a bad person, you're my little clobber girl. Look at how much good you've done! You've fed your father, stopped a robbery and broken up a fight! All very good deeds. Just because violence is bad, doesn't make the user of it a bad person. Especially if they used it for good deeds. Thanks, Mom. Now Clobber Girl should take off her gloves and go have some fun as Lisa! Task: "Make Clobber Girl Chill Out". The job takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20