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The Princess Nerd is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2014 content update. It requires Ice Princess Martin to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time. I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears. But Martin, the episode already aired! We already did the couch gag. I missed it? I'm devastated with disappointment! But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before. So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment. I'm going to sing my song, and “Allow it to go away” Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Sing His Care Away". The job takes 60 minutes. If the Ice Palace is not owned Message Will Ice Princess Martin really be able to get over his disappointment? Check out the Ice Palace to find out, available for a limited time! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Original dialogue

The original dialogue for Pt. 1 is as follows:

After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time. And I think that's great, because the couch gag is the most important part of the episode. Sixty percent of the viewers change the channel after it's done. Don't be silly. It's no more than fifty percent. Anyway, I was wondering... could I be in the couch gag this year? I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears. Sorry, Martin. Only Simpsons appear in the couch gag. And as the heart and soul of the show, if anyone is going to portray one of America's favorite heroines, it's going to be me. I'm devastated with disappointment! But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before. So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment. I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away". Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Sing His Care Away". The job takes 60 minutes. Message What beloved movie will be mocked in the Simpsons Christmas couch gag? Will you stay to watch the rest of the episode? Tune in to Fox, December 7, 8/7c, to find out! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

Requires the Ice Palace to be obtained After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark What a beautiful ice palace you have there, Martin. It’s amazing what you can build when you have a little self-confidence. And it’s all thanks to my song: “Allow it to go away, allow it to go away, can’t detain it any additional time.” It’s catchy. Well, we better check out the Ice Palace while we can. Even though it’s premium it’ll almost certainly melt with the spring update. Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Show Lisa his Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark I can't wait to show this dress off to Bart and Nelson. I bet they're hanging out at the Kwik-E-Mart with their friends Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney. I'm sure their reactions will be delightful. Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Show Off the Sparkles on His Dress". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark Man, Martin is really looking for trouble with his princess dress and Ice Palace. Not to mention his man-tiara. It’s an outrage to the non-sissy spirit of this country when a boy shows interest in a girl thing, no matter how good that thing is. We must ostracize him like we did to Wendell when we found him reading “Betty and Veronica” comics. No more playdates, school projects, or picking him for your softball team. We always pick him last anyway. Not good enough! Task: "Make Bart Ostracize Ice Princess Martin". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Milhouse Ostracize Ice Princess Martin". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away". The job takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Ice Princess Martin's exclamation mark Man, listen to that song Martin is singing. It’s really catchy. “Allow it to go away, allow it to go away…” Where have I heard that before? Nowhere! Well all I know is, a song about using feel-good psychobabble to cure the self-censorship that creative professionals impose on themselves because of the fear of failure… Is awesome! I love it too! All the kids love it, for some reason no one can explain. Martin, please forgive us for being mean. Can we come play in your Ice Palace? Of course, my good friends! Just as a warning, it’s extremely slippery inside, so I’ve hired sherpas to get you up the stairs. Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace Play Date". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours. Say, Martin, which way is the bathroom? Down the hall. It’s extremely slippery, so I’ve hired sherpas to hold you on the toilet. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Oh my goodness! The ice carvers in the Springfield Ice Sculpture Festival have run out of blocks of ice! So they’re going to carve the blocks they need out of the Ice Palace! That’s a pretty arch peril, but okay. Come on, friends, we must defend the Ice Palace! I want to… but I’m not confident I can. Me neither. Damn it! We all lack confidence. When your confidence needs a boost, there’s only one thing to do! Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away". The job takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Bart Sing his Cares Away". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Milhouse Sing his Cares Away". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark Okay, we sang our uplifting song, and now I’m ready to rip the guts out of those ice sculptors who want to destroy the Ice Palace. Throw stuff out the windows at them! Throw playdate trash! Throw ice balls! Throw what the monkeys in the zoo throw! Woah, too much confidence there. Dial it back a little. Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Bart Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 8 hours. Uh, Martin, you just shot freeze spells from your hands at those guys. It seems the longer I wear this dress, the greater my ice princess powers become. You gave one of them frostbite. I think the other one might be dead. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 8

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Hi Martin, I’m here for my playdate. Hope you don’t mind… I’m also wearing an Ice Princess costume. Okay with me, but so is Bart. And Milhouse. Wow, you’re all wearing Ice Princess dresses. It’s great that a movie about girls can get through to boys too. So, shall we play tea party? Nah, we’re playing “GUT SPEW”, the new super-violent first-person shooter. In our dresses. *sigh* Well, it’s a start. Task: "Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace Play Date". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Play in the Ice Palace". The job takes place at the Ice Palace and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20