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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} First of all, congratulations on getting the lead. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Whee! Whee! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I just hope you're going to take this seriously. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, yes, Lisa. Very seriously. Whee! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, the story of the Passion is the cornerstone of the Christian faith. And although I personally follow the enlightened teachings of Lord Buddha, messing with Jesus really gets people mad. It's like wearing a Florida State jersey to a Florida game. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} O Lord, why have you placed this fearsome burden on my shoulders? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} It'll be fine. Just learn your lines. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Does Jesus have a big part in this thing? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} He's in every scene. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What? Why do I succeed at everything I audition for? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} You pulled the boys out of school? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Ned, I know I should have consulted you, but that school is beneath them. Take my word as a teacher of 15 years. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Well, sir, when we got married, I knew I'd find some spices in my chili. I guess they can go to Springfield Hellementary. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Edna}} Oh! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Mm-hmm. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Congratulations, you two! We're so, so happy for you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Welcome to marriage. Another good man bites the dust. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yo, Homer, Mom says get your fat ass over to the Flanders'. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Bart! Don't call me that! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Which one? "Homer" or "fat ass"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why, you little... They're both bad, and I suspect you know it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Get your hands off of me, you fat ass! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} You get my boys tattoos, you change their school, you buy Rod sneakers that light up like Times Square. Shoes are shoes and lights are lights. Now just when do I get a say in how my boys are raised?! This marriage isn't perfect! | |
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- Lisa: First of all, congratulations on getting the lead.
- Homer: Whee! Whee!
- Lisa: I just hope you're going to take this seriously.
- Homer: Oh, yes, Lisa. Very seriously. Whee!
- Lisa: Dad, the story of the Passion is the cornerstone of the Christian faith. And although I personally follow the enlightened teachings of Lord Buddha, messing with Jesus really gets people mad. It's like wearing a Florida State jersey to a Florida game.
- Homer: O Lord, why have you placed this fearsome burden on my shoulders?
- Lisa: It'll be fine. Just learn your lines.
- Homer: Does Jesus have a big part in this thing?
- Lisa: He's in every scene.
- Homer: What? Why do I succeed at everything I audition for?
- Ned Flanders: You pulled the boys out of school?
- Edna Krabappel: Ned, I know I should have consulted you, but that school is beneath them. Take my word as a teacher of 15 years.
- Ned: Well, sir, when we got married, I knew I'd find some spices in my chili. I guess they can go to Springfield Hellementary.
- Edna: Oh!
- Ned: Mm-hmm.
- Marge: Congratulations, you two! We're so, so happy for you.
- Homer: Welcome to marriage. Another good man bites the dust.
- Bart: Yo, Homer, Mom says get your fat ass over to the Flanders'.
- Homer: Bart! Don't call me that!
- Bart: Which one? "Homer" or "fat ass"?
- Homer: Why, you little... They're both bad, and I suspect you know it!
- Bart: Get your hands off of me, you fat ass!
- Ned: You get my boys tattoos, you change their school, you buy Rod sneakers that light up like Times Square. Shoes are shoes and lights are lights. Now just when do I get a say in how my boys are raised?! This marriage isn't perfect!
