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| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, this tile is lose! I'll have to call a handy man. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Eh... Why did you say it like that, with the pause between the words? Are you saying I'm not handy? | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} That's how you say it. Handy man. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} It's handyman! | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} That's what I said! Handy ''[pause]'' man. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Marjorie, there is the profession: handyman, and there are men who are handy! Which are you saying I'm not? Tell me. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} A handy ''[pause]'' man. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Face it, Homeboy, you ain't handy! Unless we need a big fat paperweight. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I'll paperweight you!! ''[sits on Bart]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Homie, sweetie, replacing a tile is something you really need a professional for. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I know how to replace a tile! All guys do! We talk about it all the time. Grout? | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} There's no stopping what I've started here. Here's your tile! ''[puts the tile on Homer's plate]'' Have fun! Handy ''[pause]'' man! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} Sorry cat! Had to go to work, then there was a freeway chase on the news, had to watch it till the end. The guy got arrested in a cul-de-sac! They never do what I yell them to do! | ||
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- Marge: Oh, this tile is lose! I'll have to call a handy man.
- Homer: Eh... Why did you say it like that, with the pause between the words? Are you saying I'm not handy?
- Marge: That's how you say it. Handy man.
- Homer: It's handyman!
- Marge: That's what I said! Handy [pause] man.
- Homer: Marjorie, there is the profession: handyman, and there are men who are handy! Which are you saying I'm not? Tell me.
- Marge: A handy [pause] man.
- Bart: Face it, Homeboy, you ain't handy! Unless we need a big fat paperweight.
- Homer: I'll paperweight you!! [sits on Bart]
- Marge: Homie, sweetie, replacing a tile is something you really need a professional for.
- Homer: I know how to replace a tile! All guys do! We talk about it all the time. Grout?
- Marge: There's no stopping what I've started here. Here's your tile! [puts the tile on Homer's plate] Have fun! Handy [pause] man!
- Bart: I can't die now! I actually did my homework!
- Homer: Sorry cat! Had to go to work, then there was a freeway chase on the news, had to watch it till the end. The guy got arrested in a cul-de-sac! They never do what I yell them to do!
