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Latest revision as of 17:31, December 12, 2020
The 21 Types of Employees is Mr. Burns' list of employee types he has encountered, both in his own workplace (Springfield Nuclear Power Plant) and elsewhere. For each type, Burns cites a person who represents it and a quote that shows how the person exemplifies the type.
List of Types[edit]
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