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{{qf|Homer}} No one can silence me but me! | {{qf|Homer}} No one can silence me but me! | ||
| − | {{qf|Fake Homer}} That arranged can be. | + | {{qf|[[Fake Homer]]}} That arranged can be. |
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{{qf|Homer}} Who are you, and why are you holding me here? I want answers now, or I want them eventually! | {{qf|Homer}} Who are you, and why are you holding me here? I want answers now, or I want them eventually! | ||
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{{qf|Lisa}} Ugh, at least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that! | {{qf|Lisa}} Ugh, at least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that! | ||
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| − | :''[Mr. X reports that Apu's bagels are really old donuts.]'' | + | :''[Mr. X reports that [[Apu]]'s bagels are really old donuts.]'' |
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} In the interests of public safety, we have confiscated every donut, bagel, cruller and bear claw in the city. And some coffee. | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} In the interests of public safety, we have confiscated every donut, bagel, cruller and bear claw in the city. And some coffee. | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[taking his face out of ice cream with needles sticking out]'' I'm sorry, what? | {{qf|Homer}} ''[taking his face out of ice cream with needles sticking out]'' I'm sorry, what? | ||
:''[Next scene at the Simpson house.]'' | :''[Next scene at the Simpson house.]'' | ||
| − | {{qf|Marge}} Homie! | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homie! |
{{qf|Fake Homer}} ''[speaking with a German accent]'' Marge, honey, Fraulein, I'm home! | {{qf|Fake Homer}} ''[speaking with a German accent]'' Marge, honey, Fraulein, I'm home! | ||
{{qf|Marge}} You're not my husband! | {{qf|Marge}} You're not my husband! | ||
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{{qf|Marge}} ''[as an island prisoner]'' You know once you get used to the druggings, this isn't a bad place. | {{qf|Marge}} ''[as an island prisoner]'' You know once you get used to the druggings, this isn't a bad place. | ||
{{qf|Homer}} Truly god's country. | {{qf|Homer}} Truly god's country. | ||
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{{qf|Bart}} See you on the island... | {{qf|Bart}} See you on the island... | ||
{{qf|Lisa}} Yes, the island! | {{qf|Lisa}} Yes, the island! | ||
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- [After Lisa sets up his computer, Homer takes it for a spin on the Internet and visits the Springfield Police Department home page. An image of Chief Wiggum's face appears on the screen.]
- Wiggum: [on-screen] If you've committed a crime and want to confess, click 'Yes'. Otherwise, click 'No'.
- [Homer clicks "No".]
- Wiggum: You have chosen 'No', meaning that you've committed a crime, but don't want to confess. A paddy wagon is now speeding to your home. [an image of a paddy wagon with a flashing siren appears in the corner of the screen]
- Homer: [indignantly] Hey!!
- Wiggum: While you wait, why not buy a police cap or T-shirt. [images of the items with the SPD logo appear, surrounding Wiggum's face] You have the right to remain fabulous! [the flashing words "NOW 80% OFF" appear on the screen]
- Homer: No one can silence me but me!
- Fake Homer: That arranged can be.
- Homer: Who are you, and why are you holding me here? I want answers now, or I want them eventually!
- Lisa: Well, you can't post news if you don't have any.
- Homer: That's a great idea! I'll just make up some news!
- Lisa: Ugh, at least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that!
- [Mr. X reports that Apu's bagels are really old donuts.]
- Chief Wiggum: In the interests of public safety, we have confiscated every donut, bagel, cruller and bear claw in the city. And some coffee.
- Moe: Well, if Mr. X were here right now, I'd buy him a tall frosty.
- Homer: Hey, Moe, can you keep a secret.
- Moe: No.
- Homer: Not even a little one?
- Moe: No!
- Homer: What if I just whisper it?
- Moe: No, I tells ya!
- Leader: As far as your family knows, Homer Simpson is walking in the front door right about now.
- Homer: [taking his face out of ice cream with needles sticking out] I'm sorry, what?
- [Next scene at the Simpson house.]
- Marge: Homie!
- Fake Homer: [speaking with a German accent] Marge, honey, Fraulein, I'm home!
- Marge: You're not my husband!
- Fake Homer: Jah, please forgive my unexplained two week absence. To make it up to you we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex.
- Marge: Well, I sure don't feel like cooking.
- Homer: It's great to be back.
- [Santa's Little Helper barks.]
- Bart: The dog thinks so too!
- [The Simpson family laugh.]
- [Fake Santa's Little Helper's mouth opens and gasses the family]
- Homer: Bad dog!
- Marge: [as an island prisoner] You know once you get used to the druggings, this isn't a bad place.
- Homer: Truly god's country.
- [Gas fills the screen.]
- Bart: See you on the island...
- Lisa: Yes, the island!
- [Ominous music plays over the end credits.]
