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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marshall Goldman]]}} Sir, my name is Marshall Goldman. I'm a newspaper columnist specializing in human interest stories. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} You're in the newspaper business? Something that's gonna die before I do! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marshall Goldman}} You have any other stories you'd care to tell me? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Someone's listening to me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marshall Goldman}} Now I know how a radio feels! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh, not that stupid stuffed lamb again. This isn't learning! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Do you want to learn? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} This weekend, Larry will go home with... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Please, God, I need this. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} ...Bart Simpson. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Martin]]}} Oh, cruel irony! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} How come Grampa never shared those stories with us? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} He does all the time. You just never listen. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge, my brain is like a computer, and I file away Grampa's stories in a very special place. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Dad, I don't have the right words to say how I really feel about you, but at least I know how to beat up a guy who does. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Well, at least you never tried to kill me. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart! If you're not gonna take care of him right, then give him to me. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} How come you don't get mad when I torment real animals? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I do! It enrages me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I thought you Hindus were supposed to love everybody. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'm a freaking Buddhist! A Buddhist! | |
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- Marshall Goldman: Sir, my name is Marshall Goldman. I'm a newspaper columnist specializing in human interest stories.
- Grampa: You're in the newspaper business? Something that's gonna die before I do!
- Marshall Goldman: You have any other stories you'd care to tell me?
- Grampa: Someone's listening to me!
- Marshall Goldman: Now I know how a radio feels!
- Bart: Oh, not that stupid stuffed lamb again. This isn't learning!
- Edna Krabappel: Do you want to learn?
- Mrs. Krabappel: This weekend, Larry will go home with...
- Nelson: Please, God, I need this.
- Mrs. Krabappel: ...Bart Simpson.
- Martin: Oh, cruel irony!
- Homer: How come Grampa never shared those stories with us?
- Marge: He does all the time. You just never listen.
- Homer: Marge, my brain is like a computer, and I file away Grampa's stories in a very special place.
- Homer: Dad, I don't have the right words to say how I really feel about you, but at least I know how to beat up a guy who does.
- Grampa: Well, at least you never tried to kill me.
- Lisa: Bart! If you're not gonna take care of him right, then give him to me.
- Bart: How come you don't get mad when I torment real animals?
- Lisa: I do! It enrages me!
- Bart: I thought you Hindus were supposed to love everybody.
- Lisa: I'm a freaking Buddhist! A Buddhist!
