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Claw & Order is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Superheroes 2 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting Issue 2 Fellow citizens, I know you have been deeply damaged by recent events but I have good news. Dr. Vladimir Krabokov, eminent scientist, philanthropist, and er, president of the Crustacean Rights Advocacy Board to the rescue... ...albeit backwards as crabs will do. Thank you for ze introduction, Mayor Quimby. I am pleased to announce that I vill build my new factory, right here in Springfield. We vill be making Soilant Red, a health drink made from... natural organic components. I am convinced that you vill all love this new product... to death. Task: "Build the Soilant Red Factory". It takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Springfielders Apply for Jobs" (x10). The jobs take place at the Soilant Red Factory and take 4 hours. On a side note, Dr. Krabokov will be my new ah, Town Councillor, in charge of Vigilante Affairs. Another Town Councillor?! What's that gonna cost? Not a dime, Dr. Krabokov is volunteering. I don't trust people who help out for free. Something creepy about that. Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 Narrator Meanwhile, our heroes are reflecting on the latest turn of events... Dr. Crab, posing as a good Samaritan philanthropist? A super villain using a big heart for evil... it's brilliant! I think. That big heart of his was pretty friendly to me...and his new health drink sounds tasty. Or as tasty as a disgusting health drink could taste. Task: "Tap Criminals in Springfield" (x5). Hm. This Soilant Red tastes really good! Drop that bottle now! Good or bad, never ingest anything that comes from a crab! Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 Mayor Quimby, I may have a zolution to your vigilante problem. A registration act vill force vigilantes to register vith the city. Zen you vill know everything about them! Including their shoe sizes! Very important! I love this idea. I'll expedite a ballot initiative. One ballot box for the YES's and a shredder for the er, NO'S Task: "Make Springfielders Vote on the Registration Act" (x8). The jobs take place at the Town Hall and take 2 hours. Task: "Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall". Task: "Make Quimby shred... er suppress the "No's"". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 2 hours. Dr. Crab opening a factory and now Quimby passing a registration act. There's something very fishy about it all. Pie Man, Clownface, where are you going? To the Town Hall. This is no laughing matter. We have 'til midnight to register. No! That would be the end of us. Superheroes NEVER give up, NEVER surrender and NEVER, EVER register for anything. It will just bring unwanted junk mail! Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 Kent Brockman here at the Soilant Red factory with Dr. Krabokov, for an exclusive announcement. We have been vorking very hard to put an end to zis vigilante situation in Springfield. Today I am announcing ze creation of ze Cape Busters, Springfield's new security team. We'll be collaring criminals on Springfield's streets, especially unregistered vigilantes! And for your safety we are asking anyone older than 2 and younger than 102 to vacate the streets betveen 7p.m. and 6a.m. 1 year olds, ze night is yours! Task: "Make the Sequel Squad Train Harder than Ever". The job takes place at Burns' Summer Mansion and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Youngsters Ignore the Curfew" (x5). After starting the first task It's all starting to make sense... He forces us to register. Then he legitimizes his felons by making them a part of a city protection plan. Are you saying that Dr. Crab-- ...yes, exactly. The bad guys we've been fighting until now? They're working for him! And with his curfew he'll prevent anyone from sneaking around and discovering his malicious activities! OAfter starting the second task Curfew?! No Crab is telling me when I can play outside. If an overprotective mom and a fat dad can't do it, no one can! Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10

Characters that can do the "Train Harder than Ever" task are:

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 Fallout Boy, where are you going? It's after 7p.m. Pack your pie to go, Pie Man. This may be the only way to save our city. Task: "Battle Felon Groups" (x2). Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Pt. 5 Once again, I find myself standing next to Dr. Krabokov, for yet ANOTHER announcement. You vill be delighted to hear that as of today, Soilant Red vill be available everywhere in town. Our product has also been infused vith amazing new bifidotransformium crustacea, which vill make you as healthy as a crab. Yes, crabs are supremely healthy. Task: "Make Moe Sell Soilant Red On Tap". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Apu Sell Soilant Red Squishee". The job takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Skinner Order Soilant Red Vending Machines". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours. This new Soilant Red Beer is doing gangbusters! I'm watering it down and I'm still already out! It's cheap too! HIC... I'm getting the biggest burp for my buck... HIC... It's so popular, I can't keep my Splashin' Berry Soilant Red Squishee machine full! Lunch Lady Dora tells me we're already out of the bacon-flavored Soilant Red Chewbies. And those were for dogs! Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 7[edit]

After completing Pt. 6 Our reservoirs are full now that Springfielders prefer the taste of Soilant Red to water from God knows where. Mwahahaha. They actually zink it's healthier than Springfield Springs water. Vich it is. Za spring vater bubbles up from a nearby dog kennel. Time to replace za old vater pipes vith Soilant Red pipes. Ve'll make millions! I'll have my non-choo-choo engineers start working on a plan. Task: "Make Quimby Work on a Soilant Red Supply Network Plan". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Eat Algae" (x4). The jobs take place at Krusty Burger and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Burrow in the Sand" (x4). The jobs take place at the Squidport Entrance and take 4 hours. Dad, look at those Junior Campers! They're marching sideways and using their hands like pincers. And their antennae sensing our every movement... Holy Chesapeake Bay! Could it be that they're slowly turning into... crabs? Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 8[edit]

After completing Pt. 7 It's easy to say people are turning into crabs... now we need to prove it. Whaddaya suggest? Break into the Soilant Red factory? Exactly. We're going to steal some samples. But we need a diversion. Task: "Make Pie Man Distract the Security Officers". The job takes place at the Soilant Red Factory and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Fallout Boy Steal Some Samples". The job takes place at the Soilant Red Factory and takes 4 hours. We got everything we needed! Easy as pie-- Thpeak for yourthelf! Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 9[edit]

After completing Pt. 8 Let's head back to the mansion and analyze the samples. Food samples... like the ones you get free at the supermarket? That's what we endangered our lives for?! Have you ever been rammed by voracious shoppers' grocery carts? Supermarket samples are no cake walk. Task: "Make Fallout Boy Analyze the Stolen Samples". The job takes place at Burns' Summer Mansion and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Draw Conclusions". The job takes place at Burns' Summer Mansion and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Pie Man Fantasize on Food Samples". The job takes place at Burns' Summer Mansion and takes 8 hours. These samples contain a very high level of brachyura mRNA as well as an adeno-virus... and some brown sugar. ... Soilant Red is a gene therapy! It's using a viral carrier to rewrite the DNA of the subjects. Easy for you to say. It's actually turning people into crabs dad, from the inside out. Ewww... Mmmm... inside out crab. We can't let Quimby and Dr. Crab build their Soilant Red Network. If we don't stop them, all of Springfield will turn! Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 10[edit]

After completing Pt. 9 Pie Man, we're breaking into Town Hall, we need you to distract the Mayor's secretary... I have a special recipe for secretaries! Okay... I just have one recipe. But it works every time. Task: "Make Pie Man Distract the Mayor's Secretary". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Fallout Boy Steal the Soilant Red Supply Network Plans". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours. Turns out the Mayor's secretary is on a low-sugar diet. The bane of a sweet superhero like me. If it makes you feel better, we still got the plans! Now we just have to release our findings and convince the town that Dr. Crab is truly evil. Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10

Pt. 11[edit]

After completing Pt. 10 Tonight on Channel *CLICK* we have Fallout Boy, member of the infamous Sequel Squad... Citizens of Springfield, I am here to reveal the horrible truth about Dr. Krabokov. He's posing as a good Samaritan but secretly plotting to control this city! Worst of all, he's turning you all into crabs with his Soilant Red products! This is a buncha *CLICK* bull! He wouldn't know his carapace from his cheliped! Yeah, *CLICK* Dr. Krabokov has got a good heart and gills! He's done wonders for *CLICK* Springfield! Uh oh, they've obviously been brainwashed with Dr. Crab's seawater. I need to make an escape before things get ugly. Task: "Make Fallout Boy Perform a Get Away". The job takes place at Burns' Summer Mansion and takes 4 hours. Dr. Crab is a highly evolved crustacean... And he's turning all of Springfield into the one thing a crab can control – other crabs! Seems highly unlikely... except for the fact that this is Springfield. So it's safe to say... AAAAGGGHHH! Message What will happen to our heroes in hiding? Will they ever find a way to stop Dr. Crab's evil scheme? Find out on July 12th once the final issue of this superheroes sequel becomes available! Message Meanwhile, keep fighting Felons and Criminals to unlock more cool prizes! Quest Reward: 100/100 and 10

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the TV show Law & Order.