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Herb Stomp is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 55 content update. It requires Herb Powell to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Herb Powell's exclamation mark Herb! Why didn't you call and tell me you were coming to town? I did, last week. And yesterday. And this morning. Heck, news that I was coming leaked to the Internet months ago! So what brings you all the way here from Detroit? I just needed to be in a town that doesn't look like it was leveled by an explosion. Actually, Springfield WAS leveled by an explosion. Yeah, I'm seeing it now. But it's still better than Detroit. Well I'm glad you're here. This will give us a chance to finally hang out together! It sure will. Task: "Make Herb Make Excuses to Avoid Hanging Out With Grampa". The job takes place at Powell Motors and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Herb Powell's exclamation mark Look at all this underdevelopment. Springfield is ripe for a new business. I just have to figure out what business to start. With your fancy business school degree, I'm sure you'll figure it out. Business school is mostly just partying with other people who are good looking but not good looking enough to be actors. But who knows, maybe I learned something useful. Hmmmmm.... Task: "Make Herb Try to Think of Something Useful He Learned in Business School". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Herb Powell's exclamation mark Did you come up with anything? Well, I did learn how to pick up undergrads by buying them craft cocktails. But anything business-related? No. I'll just have to do what B-school grads always do. Repurpose an old idea and call it original. Task: "Make Herb Go Through Old Business Ideas". The job takes place at Powell Motors and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Herb Powell's exclamation mark I think I've got it! The next Big Thing! Yeah? What is it I'll tell you in private, where there aren't any B-school grads listening. Remember my baby translator? Yeah? Why are you saying that with a question mark? That's my idea. Oh. Well... uh... that's a great idea, son! I'm so proud of you! Really? Now that you like it, I'm not so sure... Task: "Make Herb Tweak His Business Idea". The job takes place at Powell Motors and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Herb Powell's exclamation mark I've done it again! Or for the first time... I'm not exactly sure. But I've done it. I give you the Baby Translator 2.0! Ooh, like that Tosh show! But how is it different than the one you made me buy years ago? Well, I reverse the polarity of the capacitors -- don't look up if that makes sense -- to make it run in reverse. So instead of translating baby talk into adult, it translates adult talk to babies. It's brilliant, I'm so proud of you. Ugh. You're right, it's a terrible idea. Task: "Make Herb Feel Ashamed of His Father's Pride". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours. Well, you'll be happy to know that I bailed on my reverse baby-translator idea. Actually, that kind of disappoints me. Finally! I gave the patent to my old B-school professor. He's going to use it to translate his lectures into baby. That way people can finally send babies to business school. What's the point of sending babies to business school? What's the point of sending anyone to business school? Quest reward: 200 and 20