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| + | {{qf|{{Ch|John F. Kennedy}}}} Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[sarcastically]'' Doesn't sound like any president I know. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Nothing good ever comes from trying. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Oh. I give up. If you find Bart, give me his lunch money. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Well, I'm never giving up. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Why not? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Because searching forever is much easier than me finding a new friend. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} I could be your new friend. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} What was that? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Nothing. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} With 78% of the search area reporting, Channel Six is now projecting that Bart Simpson is dead. That's right. Self-proclaimed underachiever Bart Simpson, dead at the age of ten. Now let's look at the districts where he's deadest. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Sideshow Bob]]}} Lord, why do you kill things that I want to kill? Take me now, vile rake! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|{{Ch|Shaquille O'Neal}}}} You're scaring me. I don't have any money. | |
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| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[to Abe; in the woods]'' You can't die here! You have to die in a nursing home where your body falls apart while you burn through your savings until you're a worthless vegetable. You know, with dignity. | ||
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- John F. Kennedy: Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.
- Bart: [sarcastically] Doesn't sound like any president I know.
- Bart: Nothing good ever comes from trying.
- Nelson Muntz: Oh. I give up. If you find Bart, give me his lunch money.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Well, I'm never giving up.
- Nelson: Why not?
- Milhouse: Because searching forever is much easier than me finding a new friend.
- [Milhouse starts leaving]
- Nelson: I could be your new friend.
- [Milhouse stops]
- Milhouse: What was that?
- Nelson: Nothing.
- Kent Brockman: With 78% of the search area reporting, Channel Six is now projecting that Bart Simpson is dead. That's right. Self-proclaimed underachiever Bart Simpson, dead at the age of ten. Now let's look at the districts where he's deadest.
- Sideshow Bob: Lord, why do you kill things that I want to kill? Take me now, vile rake!
- Shaquille O'Neal: You're scaring me. I don't have any money.
- Homer: [to Abe; in the woods] You can't die here! You have to die in a nursing home where your body falls apart while you burn through your savings until you're a worthless vegetable. You know, with dignity.
