Mr. Lisa's Opus/Quotes

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Season 29 Episode Quotes
625 "Singin' in the Lane"
"Mr. Lisa's Opus"
"Gone Boy" 627

Lisa: Dad! Mom is gonna leave you.
Homer: Sweetie, marriages are like water heaters -- they sit peacefully for years until they explode in a fireball ruining everything you own.
Lisa: Mom packed her bags.
Homer: Which suitcase? The one with the broken wheel? Because she won't get more than a block away with that.
Lisa: She fixed the wheel.
Homer: Oh, God!

Homer: Stop drinking? That's like asking a golfer to stop drinking!

Homer: Ned, I have to quit drinking. Now!
Ned: Al right, soberino, it's just 12 simple steps.
Homer: Oh, 12?
Ned: Fine. Nine.
Homer: Oh!

Ned: Okay, step one: admit you're powerless.
Homer: I'm powerless. Boom! Done.
Ned: Step two: admit there is a power greater than yourself.
Homer: Um, if I'm powerless, isn't every power greater than myself?
Ned: This is the 12 steps, not 20 questions. Now, make a decision to turn your life to God.
Homer: [Scoffs] God. He's in every deal, like undercoating. Fine.
Ned: Make a searching moral inventory of yourself.
Homer: If I have one tiny flaw, it's that I have many enormous flaws.
Ned: Admit the nature of your wrongs.
Homer: Well, I'm not the best parallel parker.
Ned: Are you ready for God to remove these defects?
Homer: Dear Lord, the Satan of Heaven, I order you to fix me.

Valerie: So I suppose you want to tell me your SATs.
Lisa: Very much. But I won't.

Season 29 Quotes
The Serfsons Springfield Splendor Whistler's Father Treehouse of Horror XXVIII Grampy Can Ya Hear Me The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Singin' in the Lane Mr. Lisa's Opus Gone Boy Haw-Haw Land Frink Gets Testy Homer Is Where the Art Isn't 3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage Fears of a Clown No Good Read Goes Unpunished King Leer Forgive and Regret
Lisa Gets the Blues Left Behind Throw Grampa from the Dane Flanders' Ladder Heartbreak Hotel My Way or the Highway to Heaven Baby You Can't Drive My Car Bart's Not Dead From Russia Without Love Werking Mom Lisa Has a Crush on Homer