Treehouse of Horror XXVIII/Quotes

Quotes

Season 29 Episode Quotes

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Apple-Lisa: No one ever wants the apple. They must be afraid there's a razor blade in me.

Butterfinger-Bart: [sarcastic] Yeah, THAT'S the reason.

[Candy-Homer eats a living chocolate bunny, who screams in pain]

Apple-Lisa: Daaaad! I can't listen to this horror!

Candy-Homer: Okay, I'm onto it.

[Candy-Homer bites the mouth off]

Apple-Lisa: Thank you.

Marge: Maggie, sweetie. You should be in bed.

[Maggie is revealed to be possessed by Pazuzu]

Pazuzu: [through Maggie] No one leaves alive!

Marge: Ooooh, her first words!

Pazuzu: [through Maggie] I used to be very important. Google it.

Priest: If you can't trust a Catholic priest with a child, who can you trust?

[Lisa arrives to the Other World and sees the changed style.]

Lisa: Whoa! For a Halloween show middle segment, this is amazing!

[At the beginning of the 3rd segment, Lisa appears in front of a red curtain to deliver a Content Warnin]

Lisa: What you're about to see is so disgusting, you'll watch Game of Thrones to calm down!

[After Homer has eaten almost everything in the house, opens the fridge and finds the veggie drawer stuffed with vegetables.]

Homer: Not a single morsel in the house!

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The Serfsons • Springfield Splendor • Whistler's Father • Treehouse of Horror XXVIII • Grampy Can Ya Hear Me • The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be • Singin' in the Lane • Mr. Lisa's Opus • Gone Boy • Haw-Haw Land • Frink Gets Testy • Homer Is Where the Art Isn't • 3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage • Fears of a Clown • No Good Read Goes Unpunished • King Leer • Lisa Gets the Blues • Forgive and Regret • Left Behind • Throw Grampa from the Dane • Flanders' Ladder