Fears of a Clown/Quotes

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Season 29 Episode Quotes
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Krusty the Clown: I don't exist unless you laugh at me!
Homer: He looks just like me! And Maggie looks just like Lisa. And Milhouse's mother looks just like Milhouse's father. Why is this universe so lazy.

Bart: There is a God, and his name is the Devil.

Marge: I don't know. I don't know if I did the right thing. Comfort me.
Homer: Oh Marge, part of being a parent is doing things that'll make your child never speak to you again.
Marge: (sobbing)
Homer: Oh honey, I didn't mean never. Definitely on his deathbed.
Marge: (sobbing intensifies)
Homer: When he's dying.

Sideshow Mel: Calm down children I'm here. The shirtless man with a bone through his skull and a grass skirt with nothing down under.

Damian Kulash: Oh no, now people have to judge us by our music.
Timothy Nordwind: We're doomed.
Season 29 Quotes
The Serfsons • Springfield Splendor • Whistler's Father • Treehouse of Horror XXVIII • Grampy Can Ya Hear Me • The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be • Singin' in the Lane • Mr. Lisa's Opus • Gone Boy • Haw-Haw Land • Frink Gets Testy • Homer Is Where the Art Isn't • 3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage • Fears of a Clown • No Good Read Goes Unpunished • King Leer • Lisa Gets the Blues • Forgive and Regret • Left Behind • Throw Grampa from the Dane • Flanders' Ladder